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To: Chairman_December_19th_Society
Your trip sounds delightful. May I come along...please, please. You can strap me on the hood...I don't eat much and every once in a while I could put my foot on the ground to help push the car up some of the mountain trails, thus better gas mileage. *grins*

Seriously, come retirement time, my dream is to leisurely travel cross country.

6 posted on 07/10/2002 4:25:46 AM PDT by lysie
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To: lysander13135
You can strap me on the hood...I don't eat much and every once in a while I could put my foot on the ground to help push the car up some of the mountain trails, thus better gas mileage. *grins*

Let's see: Assuming normal human anatomy, and a typical definition of "hood", you would first have to be strapped onto your back, and then either have extremely long calfs, or a very low car. Either way, it's an amusing picture.

121 posted on 07/10/2002 10:38:38 AM PDT by lepton
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