[Bitwhacker]

Just say it in Amurrican -- they love it when you tell them their Englisch is perfect!!! (Even when it sucks out loud!!!)

[JRandomFreeper]

Just say it in Amurrican

As in: "Yo! Where's the d@*n theater?"
or: "Pardon me, you cankerous twit. I was looking for what you folks call a theater."
or maybe in German: "Wo ist das Bier und die wießen Frauen?"

/john

[Jemian]

I do recommend to anyone considering marriage to think about Bali as a honeymoon spot. It is gorgeous.

As long as there are no euro-tourists around.