[lepton]

The jam is one of the best things on God's green earth.

And it becomes even more delicious when you're buried up to your keyster in snow!

That works a whole lot better than:

The snow is one of the best things on God's green earth.

And it becomes even more delicious when you're buried up to your keyster in jam!

[Bitwhacker]

Yes, but aren't you already in a jam once you're buried up to your keyster in snow???

[Northern Yankee]

...buried up to your keyster in jam.

You're really jellying.