AMERICA - The Right Way!! (Day 527) [Remember the Trade Center!!]

Various News Sources and FReepers | July 2, 2002 | All of Us

[Chairman_December_19th_Society]

We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail! [President Bush]

Good morning!! Do not let the victims of the attacks on New York and Washington, nor the brave members of our Nation's military who have given their lives to protect our freedom, die in vain!!

Please take a moment to upset a liberal and a Ninth Circus Court Judge by honoring our flag:

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
TO THE FLAG
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
AND TO THE REPUBLIC
FOR WHICH IT STANDS,
ONE NATION
UNDER GOD
WITH LIBERTY,
AND JUSTICE,
FOR ALL.

In the three-ring circus in Arlington, it was revealed that last week Moussaoui filed court papers that referred to The Evil One as "my brother in Islam and my Father in Jihad" and added "May Allah protect him."

He also stated that prosecutors would have to prove he was in Afghanistan to secure a conviction. Problem is - Moussaoui has already admitted as much.

NASDAQ closed yesterday lower than its post-9/11 low.

The FBI reports a female passenger allegedly tried to gain entrance to an airplane cockpit.

And scientists have linked smoking high amounts of marijuana to scschizophrenia.

For AMERICA - The Right Way, I remain yours in the Cause, the Chairman.

[Jemian]

Awwww. Ya' know ya' wanna.

Go ahead.

[JRandomFreeper]

Just say it in Amurrican

As in: "Yo! Where's the d@*n theater?"
or: "Pardon me, you cankerous twit. I was looking for what you folks call a theater."
or maybe in German: "Wo ist das Bier und die wießen Frauen?"

/john

[Bitwhacker]

Why Jemian!!!! Did you not value them for their super-sophisticatedness and superiority over you, the lowly Amurrican???? I am shocked -- shocked!! -- that you would diss our overseas allies in such a manner!!!

(And I hope you mooned them all the way to the dining room!!! -- Oops!!!)

[Jemian]

I do recommend to anyone considering marriage to think about Bali as a honeymoon spot. It is gorgeous.

As long as there are no euro-tourists around.

[JRandomFreeper]

Ya' know ya' wanna. Go ahead.

Get thee behind me, Jemian. And behave yourself back there (I know you have a sense of humor). Duck, duck...

/john

[Bitwhacker]

Naw, you say: 'Hey, dude, like, where's that live performance place, ya know???' They all watch Amurrican TV, they'll get jiggy wid it in no seconds flat!!!!

[JRandomFreeper]

I think you speeled "white" wrong. i before e only works in english.

/john

[Bitwhacker]

"Wo ist das Bier und die wießen Frauen?"

Don't you mean:

"Wo ist das wießen Bier und die hießen Frauen?"

Hmmmmm????

[JRandomFreeper]

Someone seems to have missed the Blazing Saddles reference (even if it was somewhat mangled). LOL!

/john

[Jemian]

That would not be a pretty sight either.

I am afraid that we had very little communication with those boors.

There was a thread earlier with some Germans whining about why the rest of the world hates them. Duh!

Which group is worse: the French or the Germans?

[Bitwhacker]

Yikes!! You are right!!! I simply must watch it again as pennance!!!

[JRandomFreeper]

"Where's the white women at?"

/john

[Bitwhacker]

Ohhhhh, definitely the French -- unless the Germans are acting uncharacteristically un-stoic, then it's the Germans-acting-French fer sure!!!!

[Bitwhacker]

My version was: "Where is the light beer and the HOT women???"

[lepton]

My cousin married a Brit and sister,

Huh?

[Jemian]

Me? Sense of humor? No. I am always serious.

I never say anything funny. I wouldn't punish anyone that way.

[JRandomFreeper]

Easy. The cheese eaters. They are the only major Euro-peon power to lose a war to Mexico. How sad is that? If you ever want to bring down a pretentious Frank, mention that. LOL!

/john

[Bitwhacker]

Hmmmm......your non-humor has a certain...allure....

[lepton]

#359...(besides, we'd tell Trill on you :^)

I'll bet Trill knows.

[Bitwhacker]

If you really wanna bring down a Frog, just mention Pugeot and Simka....