First trimester - missionary style
Second trimester - doggy style
Third trimester - coyote style (you sit beside the hole and howl)
A Chinese couple gets married -- and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring, I know dis you firs time and you bery frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?"
"I want numma 69!" she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You want......Beef wif Broccoli?"