A Chinese couple gets married -- and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring, I know dis you firs time and you bery frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?"
"I want numma 69!" she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You want......Beef wif Broccoli?"
FMCDH
Reminds me of the old joke..........
What did the Japanese man say to his wife as he threw her his shirt that had a hole in it?
Awe Sew!
And what did she say as she ripped off her blouse?
Nipponese!