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Hi, all! I may have to go to work later, so I'll just have a virgin mary, please..I can be here for a while, since I'm waiting for the A/C installer to replace my dying air conditioning unit. Grrrr! It had to give its' last gasp less than two f***ing months before we sell the house and move.

Gabz, I found out that replacing the compressor was damn near as much as a whole new shebang, so I am going for the latter. Hubby is out of town on a work trip till Sunday-I hope he will listen to why I spent this much money before shouting.......

Hiya, Tex, Joe. I hope you're both well.

Miss Whyisa's post number 67 in class today put me in mind of two old jokes, but M&M and Max, don't complain to me, send your complaints to Dick Gephardt, who looked so apoplectic this morning

that I think one complaint would do him in.

Have you heard about the 3 types of sex during the life of a relationship? There's Everywhere sex, when you first start up you're so passionate, having sex madly in the kitchen, bedroom, under the dining room table, in the park, on top of the TV, at the graveyard, etc. Then there's Bedroom sex, when, after your ardour has cooled, you only do it in bed. Eventually it devolves into Hall sex : everytime you pass each other in the hall you yell "F*** YOU!"

Four kinds of orgasm (should really be told by a woman to a man):

1. Positive: "Oh yes, oh yes!"
2. Negative: "Oh no, oh no!"
3. Religious: "Oh my God, oh my God!"
4. Fake: "Oh Argh, oh Argh!"

Gabz, I found out that replacing the compressor was damn near as much as a whole new shebang, so I am going for the latter.

i coulda told you that darling!!!!Only thing saving me right now is that a friend had to window units that we are borrowing right now. Can't pony up the $$ to replace unit at moment.