Hormones in Semen Shown to Make Women Feel Good

Reuters (London) ^ | Wed Jun 26, 2:09 PM ET

[Risky Schemer]

WOW! It just never occurred to me that getting ones panties in a bunch was such a turn on.

Yeah, and think about this -- what a turn on it is seeing this thread pop up all day long in "latest posts" when every other thread is raging on about the Pledge of Allegiance "under God" ruling! Hundreds of people complaining about God being removed, while dozens here are cracking man-goo jokes! Why the weird contrast makes one want to spew mood-elevating hormones!

You know, I used to cringe about seeing semen threads in the Clinton days, but figured it was necessary because of the news at the time. But this, this story, which is pure junk science that belongs in the back pages of Penthouse or Hustler (the first story posted at least had the integrity to point out many scientists were already discrediting the whole "study"), why it just makes sense that a women-ingesting-semen story with no political news value should be allowed to stay here and be bumped and bumped! It's the modern era!

I am so "with it" now!

[semaj]

Q. How do you make a hormone?

A. Don't pay her.

[Bella_Bru]

Thanking you for bumping the thread.

[NativeNewYorker]

1) Remember the old Donna Summer disco song with the hooker dialogue?

"I got what you want, you got what I need."

2) Honey? Time for your treatment....

[Risky Schemer]

Thanking you for bumping the thread.

Heheh. Touche. =)

I admit making a mistake -- replying to the thread in the first place, but I figured the thread would be deleted in short order. It wasn't, I drew fire, and I fired back. Shouldn't have done that. Oh well.

You guys have fun, I'll back on out of here. It really wasn't any of my business to start with.

[Bella_Bru]

It happens. There are plenty of us that post on a thread we didn't really want to in the first place, and then it snowballs. Have a good one. ;-)

[edwin hubble]

"The scientists said they looked at other factors, such as the use of oral contraceptives, frequency of sex and personality type, but found that none could account for the findings."

A strong co-factor not considered:
Those couples not using protection may be those more trusting of each other (not suspecting the partner of infidelity and thus exposure to aids or other STDS).

Those using protection may be those in less secure (shorter-term) relationships may include some who are marginally more susceptible to depression.

[Xenalyte]

I thought it was better to LOOK good than to FEEL good . . . which is why I always look mah-velous!

[christine]

hey, general! how come i always find you on these kinda threads, huh? ;)

[Have Ruck - Will Travel]

Shhhhhh!!! Don't question the results when we are WINNING!!!

You're only supposed to question the results when we are LOSING, LOL.

Ruck

[Ronin]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Now get over here and clean the coffee off of this keyboard, monitor and walls.

[general_re]

how come i always find you on these kinda threads, huh?

My interest is purely scientific. Research, don't you know...

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. What's your excuse? :^)

[Zon]

while dozens here are cracking man-goo jokes!

Hey, what ever turns you on. I read up to your post #9 and then made my own post to you and since then have only read your replies to me. I'll take your word for that many posts were jokes.

I've got better things to do than read this thread. For instance read this post: 78

[multitaskmom]

They also believed that every time a man ejaculated, it hurt his health, his IQ-

Is that where the term dumbf**** comes from?

[finnman69]

The scientists suspect semen will have the same effect on women regardless of how they are exposed to it.

Even from Bubbafucco depositing it on your blue dress?

[weikel]

Like I always said the feminazis just need a role in the hay to make them feel better and stop being feminazis( the trick is convincing them they want a man and finding one who will touch them with a ten foot pole). Maybe this guy would do it

[christine]

same as yours and i'm stickin' to it ;)

me and my thongs

[shaggy eel]

My interest is purely scientific. Research, don't you know...

The cat's house trained.
All those websites were work related.
We can still be friends.
I'll be home right after the game.
I'm not a lesbian but I've got friends who are.
The cheque's in the mail.

When all else fails, pour yourself a Tui.

[codebreaker]

I see the cast of usual characters has showed..

[codebreaker]

The study also says that if this particular experiment is shown on the internet, it also relieves male depression..