THAT'S IT!!!
Buddy, you're a genius!!!
1. Anyone who lives in the Ninth Judicial District cannot use US currency in the rest of the Nation because it violates the Establishment Clause.
2. Similary, we cannot use United States currency or script to "satisfy all debts, public and private," within those states, so when we travel there from the East, all goods and services become free.
OK, I'm done raining on parades today. ;^)
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