Posted on 06/26/2002 4:18:31 AM PDT by Chairman_December_19th_Society
We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail! [President Bush]
Good morning!! Do not let the victims of the attacks on New York and Washington, nor the brave members of our Nation's military who have given their lives to protect our freedom, die in vain!!
WorldCom discovered for the entirety of 2001 and the first quarter of 2002, its CFO was overreporting earnings - to the total tune over the period of nearly $4 billion. Arthur Andersen was the accounting firm; they claim their work was in compliance with SEC standards and that it was WorldCom's CFO that was withholding data from them. The Justice Department has opened a criminal investigation. A preliminary search of the Internet has not, so far, turned up any connections with the previous Administration. Give it time.
Martha Stewart is now facing a wider investigation into her stock dealings. She says she wants "to concentrate on [her] salad."
The FBI searched a home near Ft. Ditrick. The home belonged to a scientist with access to anthrax.
For AMERICA - The Right Way, I remain yours in the Cause, the Chairman.
You are back!!
Just when I was after tellin' my bubbles that the lasting things seem to be letting me down a bit ... and here I see your so missed and perfectly wondrous mug ... *smile*
Well ... I'll haul out the blunderbuss ... for I need you to help me shoot it ... and .... I guess now's the time I should tell you, I've ... yes ... expanded on my Owl Soup recipe ....
I couldn't do anything less ... for there are so many good and fine cooks here that ..
water
owl
boil
didn't seem to crack it ...
So ... I've added some leeks ... and thought, maybe, it would be a good idea to pluck the feathers ... so they don't get caught in our teeth ... HA!
Oh, Citizen .... I am so happy to see you!!!
Now. Your job is to enjoy your family ... relax ... and then bring your most dedicated ... special ... self back to us... there's many you have not met ... and they will be made better for the introduction ...
as
I
was.
*biggest-grins-that-can-be-grinned*
I plead the first. I have a right NOT to answer that question. (I still want to eat really good things for the conceivable future.) ;-)
Trill
I'll plead the 5th.;^)
Can you say "Teeny Beanie Babies?" "Mini-Barbies?" "Disney Collectibles?" "Winnie The Pooh Collectibles?"
It's a sequel.:)
/john
The northside City of Carmel was described as the place where people had boats, listened to classical music, ate baked brie, and shopped at Nordstroms. (The editors all live on the northside.)
The town where I live (where people pay their bills and generally are a bit less snooty) was described as Wal-Mart shoppers who like country music, pick-up trucks, RC Cola and Spam.
LOLOL!! It was SO obvious that the snooty folk had never stepped foot on my side of town. The mayor of Franklin (our county seat) started handing out cans of Spam to everyone. The professors at Franklin College were outraged and cancelled their subscriptions. The realtors on our side of town went ballistic, because they felt it would make people less likely to buy high-end homes down here (and there are a LOT of expensive homes).
Anyway, I like Spam, classical music, baked brie, boats, and pickup-trucks.
And I shop at Target. Ha!
After me, there can be no sequel. or SQL.
/john (just ask Trill if my ego isn't that big)
Trill has the door jam stretchers on order..... (just kidding!)
Trill
I don't even know what the market values of the things are now.............she has a ton..........
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