Oh, they're lax and disloyal,
And resisting the regal,
And they're bashing your royals,
You wanna make it illegal.
They bring division and schism,
And faction and chasm,
They got a registered rhythm,
As they lazamataz 'em.
Just too tough to denounce 'em?
You've had enough of debating.
You want a quick way to trounce 'em?
Well here's the end of your waiting…Just find a foe to hush
With your big broad brush,
Impatient painters at your easels.
Don't try to think too hard,
Just play your new trump card,
Just say "the Axis of Whining Weasels!"
There's a fear in the forum,
And a forest of trees,
But soon you all can ignore 'em
With the poorest of ease.
'Cause there is coming a button,
And your bliss will be spared.
So there will never be nothing,
To ever make you feel scared.
Soon you'll be making your list.
Of those who have the wrong mind,
And shun the mill for your grist;
You've duller axes to grind.Just find a foe to hush
With your big broad brush,
Impatient painters at your easels.
Don't try to think too hard,
Just play your new trump card,
Just say "the Axis of Whining Weasels!"
