The Guild 6-20-2002 What would you ask Vice President Dick Cheney?

6-20-2002

[BigWaveBetty]

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[Iowa Granny]

Going to carry water to the flowers. Back later

[lodwick]

I have no idea on the wrap option!

On my last post, I toggeled back and forth, and frankly, I think JR has not got it right. They were all goofy.

Take the asbestos undies for the idiots that will try to flame you and have a super time.

Any left over Iowa Chops, please send south. ;-)

[codebreaker]

So glad to know Anita is a pubbie, 'Big Time' welcomes from the Guild to a mulitple Grammy winner!!

[lodwick]

That's so great. Way to go! See you manana.

[lodwick]

BUSH AND POWELL IN A BAR

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Hey, isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big hooters."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big hooters? Why kill a blonde with big hooters?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart a$$! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!"

[Carolina]

What a night! Anita Baker sounds like a fabulous person.

And I hope the pictures turn out!!! *crossing fingers*

A fanfare written for Big Time. Wow!

Thanks for sharing your adventurous life with us who live circumspect lives. We live vicariously through you.

PS. You would not have had to move if it had been my children. (Junior Cotillion training and all.)

[pubmom]

Fabulous! Thanks for the inside scoop.

[BigWaveBetty]

Never thought I'd see my name and Do Detroit in the same sentence! :-)

Thanks so much for taking me along, it was the most fun I've had on a Thursday nite in ages.

Even though I couldn't hear the VP clearly the chocolate pudding came through. :-)

Good Night all.

[BigWaveBetty]

Really funny! :-)

[daisyscarlett]

Thanks for the great report. I was howling about the table full of kids. Reminded me of the FRIENDS episode where Ross got seated at a wedding and his table was full of obnoxious kids. Did you see that one? lol...

[daisyscarlett]

BARF ALERT Clinton's new puppy has arrived at ChappaquaPOOR SEAMUS

[CARepubGal]

I really hope so! Best wishes to you, Mini Teacup & the grandkids!

[pubmom]

It says Hillary had the dog trained. Hmmm.
Note to Bill: Check your shoes before putting them on.

[SuziQ]

Reminds me of the the "Anything that floats" contest at the Three Rivers Regatta.

My brother entered an "Anything that Floats, but a Boat" parade once. He lashed some inner tubes together, sat on top of them, and his pit bull Shelby TOWED him down the river!! It was a hilarious sight!! The dog LOVED to swim, and she had as great a time as my brother!

[SuziQ]

"See, smart a$$! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!"

ROTFL!! Lod, where DO you find these things?!!

[pubmom]

Would someone please explain this to me?
Not exactly what I'd wear to a GOP fundraiser.

[pubmom]

What a busy guy that Bono is, bachelor parties, asparagus ice cream, dragging Paul to Africa, imbibing with X42. It looks like Slick has taught him a thing or two about the art of shakedown:

U2's Bono extracts aid pledge from France's Chirac Fri Jun 21,12:28 AM ET By Estelle Shirbon PARIS (Reuters) - U2 singer Bono visited French President Jacques Chirac at his Paris palace Thursday and emerged with a promise that France's contribution in aid to poor countries would increase in coming years. The Irish rock star, a staunch advocate of more generous aid and debt forgiveness, last month went on a 12-day swing through Africa with U.S. Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill, dubbed the "odd-couple tour." "I'm here because he (Chirac) has a passion for Africa and I want to turn that passion into cash," the singer, wearing his trademark wraparound blue sunglasses, said just before going into the meeting at the imposing Elysee Palace. Asked afterward if he had succeeded, Bono joked: "Well he gave me 50 francs ($7) for the taxi." More....

Do you think when he left, Chirac broke into a chorus of "I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair?"

[pubmom]

Marc Rich may have his fanny in a sling.

Rich linked to money laundering

[Iowa Granny]

Good Morning, everybody! Another hot and humid day in store for the midwest.

[lodwick]

Fantastic Friday to ya - have a good one. JL