I put Hillary Clinton AND Chuck Schumer in the Senate.
I am one of the most highly taxed people in the United States.
My city is home to not one, but five of the most powerful Mafia familes which has held rule over the lives of many citizens, even outside the state.
Six mafia families if you include Al Sharpton.
Our retirees have invaded and taken over the state of Florida.
Our educational system is getting more dumbed down everyday. Aided and abetted by our local bureaucracy known as the Board of Education.
We're a bunch of elitist snobs, because let's face it, we have a right to be (The food here is best. New York pizza cannot be beat).
Coney Island once a beautiful vacationing retreat and filled with amusement parks, is now a haven for the Russian mafia and gaudy prostitutes.
Donald Trump is allowed to bypass all the meddling regulations that the rest of us peasants have to live and die by.
Our housing market, due to antiquated anti-free market rent control laws, is making it increasingly too expensive to buy a house or rent an apartment.
We still have one of the oldest and blatantly gun control law still on the books known as the sullivan law which was designed primarily to keep guns out of the hands of ethnic undesirables.
But at least we aint Massachusettes.