THE GUILD 6-8-02- A Triple Crown Saturday? And Lauren Bush Going to the Ivy League..

The Ladies Investigative Guild ^ | June 8, 2002 | Open to all

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[lodwick]

Someone's been very busy with their UglyStick and Goodwill Clothes Shopping Stick. Pitiful array of "humanity." Even worse than your last infield pics. ;-)

[Teacup]

I think I might just faint. Those folks are dressed for Woodstock, not the Belmont Stakes. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE INSISTING ON LOOKING LIKE SLOBS!!!!

I don't know HLL. My mother never let us go out if we were wrinkled or uncombed. Today, seems that our young folks kinda missed that lesson. Don't know who's to blame. Us, the baby boomers who have grown kid, or what. I always like to see people dressed approrately.Do you know what really gets me? People going to church with shorts. Oh man! Come on, it's church.

[pubmom]

They do look wretched, don't they? Dressing properly for this event has apparently gone out the window. They almost make Hillary's yellow easter egg suit look good. (I Said Almost)

I will not even comment on their choice of beer.

[Carolina]

Hahahahaha! He's the deluxe plush version.

[lodwick]

Damm! It's not funny - I thought we'd seen the last of those losers. ;-)
Those puds are almost worthy of the AbuseButton.

[Aggie Mama]

No kidding. They all look terrible.

[Aggie Mama]

She looks possessed and a bit green.

[Marianne]

Re: FILL 'ER UP!
He then drove away with wet concrete filling the inside of the car up to the steering wheel.
Okay. Now explain how he was able to drive away????????

[codebreaker]

How about the public falling down drunkeness on the grand stand!

This is a horse race, not Chelsea Clinton's audition for 'Oxford Girls Gone Wild..'

[codebreaker]

I didn't notice was it Red White and Blue or Old Milwaukee?

[lodwick]

Prolly with a bit of difficulty, not too far - but it COULD be done. Especially if the owner was porking one's wife, dont'cha think? ;-)

[lodwick]

By the way? When's post time? I guess to properly celebrate, the folks are just smart enough to realize they can't do themselves much damage during the event - so they have to have an adequate pre-loading factor for maximum effect.

[lodwick]

chelz does the FrogOpen

[Carolina]

Has Chelsea Clinton lost the plot? (some barf alert, Chelsea is doing some barfin' too!)

The nightclub, where pampered twentysomethings buy bottles of Cristal champagne at $300 a pop with their wads of pocket money, caters for British society's young elite. And the woman, who has to be guided to the toilet to be repeatedly sick, is none other than Chelsea Clinton.

Chelsea, like her famous father, Bill, before her, is fast gaining somewhat of a reputation at Oxford. Her behaviour is no "one-off". The 22-year-old, ostensibly studying for a master's degree in international relations at University College, seems quickly to be tiring of academia.

Sources close to the former US president's daughter pin the blame for her descent on the man they once praised for bringing the erstwhile "ugly duckling" out of her reclusive shell – the mop-haired Ian Klaus, a fellow American and Rhodes scholar, who reads history at Jesus College.

Notice how they blame Ian.

[pubmom]

Apologies to those that like Bud and Bud light, but blah! Rice water anyone?

[lodwick]

Are they trolling for flies?

[lodwick]

Your chelz story reminds of the Roman vomitorium.
Not a real good sign when you drink hurl, and then go back for more - REPEATEDLY - chelz please slow down.

Realize that many of us hate your parents', whoever they turn out to be, guts, but we really hate to see any young woman kill herself with the booze. Think about it.

[pubmom]

If anything, Ian has been there to pick her up.

Where the H-E-double-hockey-sticks is her daddy? I am wondering if some of this drunken behavior isn't just an attempt to get her parents to pay attention to her. Any attention, good or bad, is better than no attention.

[Carolina]

She's coming unglued very publicly and very glaringly.

[Carolina]

Her daddy's too busy potty training the new puppy, Seamus. NOT!!