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Weenie Roast
Phoenix Times ^
| May 24 2002
| AS TOLD TO PATTI EPLER
Posted on 05/24/2002 3:08:39 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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posted on
05/24/2002 3:08:39 AM PDT
by
2Trievers
To: 2Trievers
There's an apocryphal story about a man who was insecure about his ability to impress a beautiful(but fairy tale DUMB) girlfriend. He found as long as he performed this ritual every night or two everything would be "alright". He'd wait till she was in the deepest sleep...then shake her and announce...WAKE UP WAKE UP the WORLDS ON FIRE, FIRE!!! Then he'd leap out of bed and relieve himself out the window...Then jump back in bed and cuddle her and say, everythings all right, Baby, I put the fire out...go back to sleep." The Seattle Police Dept. football team has a full back nicknamed "the rope". Some b@st@rds have all the luck...Uniform AND Industrial packaging...;-/ HMPH.
To: 2Trievers
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posted on
05/24/2002 3:31:02 AM PDT
by
Inge_CAV
To: sleavelessinseattle

What can I say ... &;-)
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posted on
05/24/2002 4:40:31 AM PDT
by
2Trievers
To: Inge_CAV
Thanks for adding some class to this thread CAVster ... great photo~ &;-)
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posted on
05/24/2002 4:41:22 AM PDT
by
2Trievers
To: 2Trievers
I'm just confused here.......wouldn't MOST men be glad if someone drew a picture of them as well endowed? lol
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
If wishes were fishes! Tex ... haha &;-)
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posted on
05/24/2002 6:07:48 AM PDT
by
2Trievers
To: 2Trievers
Ummmm, I believe the guy in your cartoon, is exhibiting a syphallitic drip....
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posted on
05/24/2002 6:12:15 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: hobbes1
One "minor" point ... this is not "my" cartoon ... "my" philosophy OTOH ... "if it's there, I will post it" ... I'll bet you think I make up these crazy stories don't you?
BTW, did we ever reschedule our lunch date? &;-)
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posted on
05/24/2002 6:19:25 AM PDT
by
2Trievers
To: hobbes1
"Ummmm, I believe the guy in your cartoon, is exhibiting a syphallitic drip...." Uh oh, he tried to put out a hazardous fire with the wrong hose..........
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posted on
05/24/2002 6:55:27 AM PDT
by
Inge_CAV
To: 2Trievers
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posted on
05/24/2002 7:00:27 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: Inge_CAV
ROTFLMAO!
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posted on
05/24/2002 7:00:41 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: 2Trievers; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
"If wishes were fishes! Tex ... haha &;-)" We would all have bigger fish?? : )
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posted on
05/24/2002 7:20:09 AM PDT
by
Inge_CAV
To: Inge_CAV
Yep ... the REEL DEAL and all that! LOL &;-)
To: hobbes1
I don't think I like all these insinuations Hobbster! LOL &;-)
To: 2Trievers
NO insinuation....Just.....Food for thought ; )
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posted on
05/24/2002 7:54:44 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: Inge_CAV;2Trievers
Perhaps some would rather have a variety of fish......lol
To: hobbes1
Wait! Are you my father? ... is that you Dad? ... Dad? &;-)
To: 2Trievers
You've been a bad girl......
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posted on
05/24/2002 8:25:58 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Maybe CAV will show us some of his snake pics ... that is, pics of his snake ... oh darn ... he knows what I mean! &;-)
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