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Phoenix Times ^ | May 24 2002 | AS TOLD TO PATTI EPLER

Posted on 05/24/2002 3:08:39 AM PDT by 2Trievers

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1 posted on 05/24/2002 3:08:39 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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There's an apocryphal story about a man who was insecure about his ability to impress a beautiful(but fairy tale DUMB) girlfriend. He found as long as he performed this ritual every night or two everything would be "alright". He'd wait till she was in the deepest sleep...then shake her and announce...WAKE UP WAKE UP the WORLDS ON FIRE, FIRE!!! Then he'd leap out of bed and relieve himself out the window...Then jump back in bed and cuddle her and say, everythings all right, Baby, I put the fire out...go back to sleep." The Seattle Police Dept. football team has a full back nicknamed "the rope". Some b@st@rds have all the luck...Uniform AND Industrial packaging...;-/ HMPH.
2 posted on 05/24/2002 3:28:59 AM PDT by sleavelessinseattle
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3 posted on 05/24/2002 3:31:02 AM PDT by Inge_CAV
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What can I say ... &;-)
4 posted on 05/24/2002 4:40:31 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: Inge_CAV
Thanks for adding some class to this thread CAVster ... great photo~ &;-)
5 posted on 05/24/2002 4:41:22 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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I'm just confused here.......wouldn't MOST men be glad if someone drew a picture of them as well endowed? lol
6 posted on 05/24/2002 5:51:52 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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If wishes were fishes! Tex ... haha &;-)
7 posted on 05/24/2002 6:07:48 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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Ummmm, I believe the guy in your cartoon, is exhibiting a syphallitic drip....
8 posted on 05/24/2002 6:12:15 AM PDT by hobbes1
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One "minor" point ... this is not "my" cartoon ... "my" philosophy OTOH ... "if it's there, I will post it" ... I'll bet you think I make up these crazy stories don't you?
BTW, did we ever reschedule our lunch date? &;-)
9 posted on 05/24/2002 6:19:25 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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"Ummmm, I believe the guy in your cartoon, is exhibiting a syphallitic drip...."

Uh oh, he tried to put out a hazardous fire with the wrong hose..........

10 posted on 05/24/2002 6:55:27 AM PDT by Inge_CAV
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Speaking of 'Minor" Points ....This could be new twist on the Old Baron and the Milkmaid Game... ; )
11 posted on 05/24/2002 7:00:27 AM PDT by hobbes1
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ROTFLMAO!
12 posted on 05/24/2002 7:00:41 AM PDT by hobbes1
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"If wishes were fishes! Tex ... haha &;-)"

We would all have bigger fish?? : )


13 posted on 05/24/2002 7:20:09 AM PDT by Inge_CAV
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To: Inge_CAV
Yep ... the REEL DEAL and all that! LOL &;-)
14 posted on 05/24/2002 7:40:24 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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I don't think I like all these insinuations Hobbster! LOL &;-)
15 posted on 05/24/2002 7:54:00 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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NO insinuation....Just.....Food for thought ; )
16 posted on 05/24/2002 7:54:44 AM PDT by hobbes1
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Perhaps some would rather have a variety of fish......lol
17 posted on 05/24/2002 8:20:43 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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Wait! Are you my father? ... is that you Dad? ... Dad? &;-)
18 posted on 05/24/2002 8:20:43 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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You've been a bad girl......
19 posted on 05/24/2002 8:25:58 AM PDT by hobbes1
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Maybe CAV will show us some of his snake pics ... that is, pics of his snake ... oh darn ... he knows what I mean! &;-)
20 posted on 05/24/2002 8:27:05 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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