To: 2Trievers
There's an apocryphal story about a man who was insecure about his ability to impress a beautiful(but fairy tale DUMB) girlfriend. He found as long as he performed this ritual every night or two everything would be "alright". He'd wait till she was in the deepest sleep...then shake her and announce...WAKE UP WAKE UP the WORLDS ON FIRE, FIRE!!! Then he'd leap out of bed and relieve himself out the window...Then jump back in bed and cuddle her and say, everythings all right, Baby, I put the fire out...go back to sleep." The Seattle Police Dept. football team has a full back nicknamed "the rope". Some b@st@rds have all the luck...Uniform AND Industrial packaging...;-/ HMPH.
To: sleavelessinseattle

What can I say ... &;-)
4 posted on
05/24/2002 4:40:31 AM PDT by
2Trievers
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