[isthisnickcool]

[TheLurkerX]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[governsleastgovernsbest]

OK, I'll admit it - I'm dense - can't figure it out. Fence corn? I'm used to the "D-Fence" signs at football games, but this one escapes me.

Translation please?

[oyez]

Ode to Chel

I told you my darlin' you looked like a gopher
made you so mad, you haven't spoke since
but tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth
how do you eat apples through a picket fence

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Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone
I searched the world over and
I thought I'd found true love
But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone

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When I picked you up for our date last weekend
you looked so pretty in your satin and lace
but when I bent over and started to kiss you
you popped a pimple all over my face

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Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone
I searched the world over and
I thought I'd found true love
But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone