The way to a man's heart - keep quiet

Irish Independent ^ | May 7, 2002 | LAUREL IVES

[Happygal]

"It implies that men are such idiots and fools that as long as you let them talk and laugh at their jokes, they'll be happy," says Bryant Miller, a 31-year-old lawyer

Nope you've got to cook good for them, and let them play golf too! *L*

[Happygal]

and give "sincere thanks or a compliment to at least one male a day".

I have a real problem with this one! *L* (No wonder I'm 30 and still unmarried! *LOL*)

[LibertyGirl77]

Don't forget--you should be a size 4 with perky t*ts and a perfect smile, too....

[NeoCaveman]

Nope you've got to cook good for them, and let them play golf too! *L*

And bring us beer if you happen to be home while we are watching sports on TV.

[Happygal]

Not to mention allow them to watch porn for 'biological research' purposes! *ROFL*

[NeoCaveman]

PING.

[CholeraJoe]

The George Mason High School Cheerleaders ALWAYS have plenty of dates. Do you think they're really good listeners or could it be something else?

[NeoCaveman]

Do you think they're really good listeners or could it be something else?

Note the article says to be quiet, it doesn't advise ladies to keep their mouth's shut. LOL.

[CholeraJoe]

Go Mustangs!

[John O]

Heather Bourbeau, a 31-year-old single writer based in New York, regards being able to ask men out as one of the victories of feminism. "If I didn't ask guys out, I would never go out with anyone I like.

Which tells me that she is so unattractive (one way or the other) that real men avoid her like the plague. I bet most of her dates are either mercy dates (well the poor thing asked me out, I don't want to crush her) or sex dates (Well she asked me out she must want it)

Feminists have hurt far more women than they have helped

God Save America (Please)

[Tennessee_Bob]

I just wish everyone (men and women) would shut the hell up. I'm tired of the noise.

[xsmommy]

if you happen to be home while we are watching sports on TV

i try to make sure i am shopping at such times....

[xsmommy]

; P

[HairOfTheDog]

I just wish everyone (men and women) would shut the hell up. I'm tired of the noise.

Laughing out loud! very quietly!

[NeoCaveman]

i try to make sure i am shopping at such times....

That works, don't forget to buy beer.

[xsmommy]

She says she went from being a "shrew" to a "surrendered wife", and her marriage was transformed.

i never managed to make that transition...

[xsmommy]

sure, hon....

[Icthus]

I heard a pretty good and insightful joke the other day....

This man & woman get married and head straight for the hotel room. Once inside, the man takes off his pants and throws them across the room to his new bride.

"Put these on" he says. She attempts to put the pants ont, but they just fall to the floor around her feet. "I can't wear these...they're too big" she says.

The man then says, "That's right, and you better remember that". So the bride then pulls off her panties and throws them back across to her husband and asks him to put them on. Being the good sport that he is, he plays along and makes the attempt. "I can't get into these" he replies.

"That's right! And you won't get into them until you change your attitude!" she replied.

[VRWCmember]

I should have known you two would be in here.

[xsmommy]

i never would have come had he not pinged me!