Posted on 05/03/2002 11:22:01 AM PDT by onehipdad
Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
> Let's see now:
> No booze.
> No bars.
> No television.
> No Internet.
> No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties. (Actually, no tailgates.)
> No Hooters.
> No meat from a pig.
> Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy insight.
> Ever try to fish at an oasis?
> Rags for clothes and hats.
> Eating only with your right hand means you wipe only with your left. (Like life isn't complicated enough already.)
> Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and no doctors.
> No music.
> No radio (Definitely, not KPIG).
> You can't shave.
> You can't shower.
> Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
> The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
> Your bride is picked by someone else.
> Oh, and then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
Who wouldn't go for it?
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