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1 posted on 04/26/2002 9:52:52 AM PDT by Just another Joe

To: Just another Joe

Your timing is great!!!!!!!

2 posted on 04/26/2002 9:55:04 AM PDT by Gabz

To: Puff_List; red-dawg; Fiddlstix; RikaStrom; robomatik; ladyinred; error99; Max McGarrity; Gabz...

The Lounge is open.

I now have a rant to get out of the way

Why is it that we have so many of you that are bumped to the Free Republic Smokers' Lounge that are not participating? Either in the Lounge or on any of the smoking related threads.
C'mon people, at least view the threads and post a comment! If you don't want to be drawn into a debate on the threads, so be it. But at least make a comment, good, bad, or, "I just don't care anymore."

If you don't want to be bumped to the Lounge, let me know and I'll take you off the list.

3 posted on 04/26/2002 9:56:29 AM PDT by Just another Joe

To: Just another Joe

It's Friday - can you tell where my brain is at?????

5 posted on 04/26/2002 9:59:03 AM PDT by Gabz

To: Just another Joe;Argh;Cholerajoe

Howdy Joe, I am in dire need of intoxication today....so make mine...

I'll start with a 12 pack, if you could be so kind.

19 posted on 04/26/2002 10:10:28 AM PDT by hobbes1

To: Just another Joe; Gabz

Hi Joe, thanks for the flag. Gabz, you must have had your finger on the trigger when Joe posted this......you're quick.

Joe, nothing to drink quite yet, it's still 34 degrees up here in southern Wisconsin. I mowed the lawn yesterday in a coat and still nearly froze my kajones.

Just wanted to tell you I appreciate the effort you put into this thread and apologize for having to type and run. Going to meet my son this afternoon and then go out to dinner with some folks that are crazier than I am.

Thank the Lord my wife said she will handle all bail requirements, if necessary.

Have a good weekend, I'm thinking about breaking out the speedos, it's supposed to scream all the way into the 50's by Sunday. I guess we can thank Al "somebody find a personality for me" Gore for this global warming heat wave we're experiencing.

EODGUY

42 posted on 04/26/2002 10:26:50 AM PDT by EODGUY

To: Just another Joe

Please keep me on the list. I don't comment very often but I'm almost always a lurkin'.

Happy Puffing Friday!

67 posted on 04/26/2002 10:51:14 AM PDT by evilsmoker

To: Just another Joe

Present and accounted for...or is that ascent and premounted for?

Got my Busch,Jose' and Stockholm Blend...now I just need some papers...DRAT!...where are my rolling papers??...probably with that lampshade no doubt!

FMCDH

168 posted on 04/26/2002 12:24:25 PM PDT by nothingnew

To: Just another Joe

My car broke down and my cell phone went dead. I had to walk home and got here as fast as I could, but got stopped for having an open bottle on my 'Segway.' When the officer reached over to check the bottle, I snapped the steering column forward and it bonked him...by accident, I'm sure. Can I hide behind the bar? Pay no attention to all those sirens.

233 posted on 04/26/2002 2:49:30 PM PDT by Eastbound

To: Just another Joe

Ah, good to be back, Joe. You do a great job here. You certainly are worth all you make.

It is getting close to dinner time, so better make mine a gin martini, extra dry, shaken, not stirred.

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God and St. Peter

God and St. Peter got into a debate as to who the better poet was, Robt. Frost, or Earnest Himingway.

In order to find out, they decided to let each write a short poem within two minutes. The sentences must rhyme, and the poem must end with the word, "Timbuktu."

They first went to Frost and asked him to write the poem. He didn't hesitate, and composed:

While traveling in a foreign land,
Across the hot and burning sand,
A caravan came into view ...
Its destination, Timbuktu.

Naturally, God and St. Peter were impressed. They then went to Hemingway and gave him the challange.

Hemingway protested, said he wasn't into poetry, only wrote stories and novels, etc.

When told that there were consequences if he did not finish the poem on time, and that there was only one minute left, Hemingway went to work.

He wrote:

Tim and I ahunting went.
We spied three maidens in a tent.
They were three, we but two.
I buck one and Tim buck two.

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261 posted on 04/26/2002 5:13:19 PM PDT by aaaDOC

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