Yep, I thought that would be it. Here ya go.
Posted on 04/26/2002 9:52:52 AM PDT by Just another Joe
oooppps, sorry deerie, didn't mean to hurt yr feelings, but when yer this old anyone under fifty is a young thang. That's a compliment sweetie.
Don't take the lampshade under any circumstances if you are in any shape to refuse it.
....I'll try not too!
....can I go take my nap now? The old geezer will be wanten some diner soon...........Bye again.....YAWN...
Yep, I thought that would be it. Here ya go.
I was across the street at Googles trying to find Wellers. It wasn't there, but I see you found it for MnM.
Where is the Love?
Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. "Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," David says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock.
"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.
"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
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"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!
I know, I'm gettin' love right and left, bro!
Hasta luego, y'all, I'll be back... Wish me luck on my drunken 5k manana...
Driving to campus this morning, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that dang makeup!!!
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out my truck, using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my other ear and it fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
DANG WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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