oooppps, sorry deerie, didn't mean to hurt yr feelings, but when yer this old anyone under fifty is a young thang. That's a compliment sweetie.
Don't take the lampshade under any circumstances if you are in any shape to refuse it.
....I'll try not too!
....can I go take my nap now? The old geezer will be wanten some diner soon...........Bye again.....YAWN...