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Couple Tests Water Beds in After-Hours Romp
Yahoo! News ^ | 04/17/02

Posted on 04/17/2002 10:50:48 AM PDT by socal_parrot

BERLIN (Reuters) - A young German couple hid in a bed shop after closing time and passionately tested the water beds for several hours before being caught by police, officials said Wednesday.

The couple, aged 17 and 21, were discovered by police in the western city of Porta Westfalica after shop alarms went off as they tried to leave through an emergency exit at midnight.

Police said the shop did not press charges against the couple and police let them go with a warning about the costs of false alarms.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: waterbedtestdrive
city of Porta Westfalica

Even their hometown sounds like a sex act.

1 posted on 04/17/2002 10:50:48 AM PDT by socal_parrot
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To: socal_parrot
Sort of puts one off buying floor models.
2 posted on 04/17/2002 11:21:24 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Awww just double the amount of clorine in thbe water and you'll be fine :o) That's Umberto Eco would do !

Stay Safe !

3 posted on 04/17/2002 11:38:14 AM PDT by Squantos
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To: socal_parrot;Cagey;SeeRushtoldU_so;Washington-Husky
City of Porta Westfalica?

You know, you just can't make this stuff up.......

4 posted on 04/17/2002 12:54:47 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Well, imagine if this story had come from a hamlet in Lancaster County, PA? Oh, the Humanity!!!
5 posted on 04/17/2002 1:08:34 PM PDT by Cagey
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To: Cagey
Hadn't thought of that.......good point......
6 posted on 04/17/2002 1:11:07 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
My other thought was, would this be considered breaking and entering?
7 posted on 04/17/2002 1:30:00 PM PDT by socal_parrot
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To: socal_parrot
Good question.........lets just hope they didn't remove any matress tags in the process.......
8 posted on 04/17/2002 1:57:43 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
City of Porta Westfalica?
Here ya go...

9 posted on 04/17/2002 2:10:47 PM PDT by Fintan
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To: Fintan
Thanks - informative, as always......lol
10 posted on 04/17/2002 2:38:48 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: socal_parrot
And did the police disturb the peace?
11 posted on 04/17/2002 2:46:34 PM PDT by Slip18
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To: Slip18
piece?
12 posted on 04/17/2002 3:03:49 PM PDT by socal_parrot
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To: socal_parrot
passionately tested the water beds for several hours before being caught by police

I must be getting old. I'd be ready for the cops after about 10 minutes.

14 posted on 04/17/2002 3:17:14 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
...informative, as always


I have to be good for something....

15 posted on 04/17/2002 4:08:19 PM PDT by Fintan
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To: Fintan
Well, there you go........ lol
16 posted on 04/17/2002 4:12:56 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Larry Lucido
I'd be ready for the cops after about 10 minutes.

Five times is still pretty good though.

17 posted on 04/17/2002 4:56:08 PM PDT by socal_parrot
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To: socal_parrot
Re:#18- Wow! I've never had a post to me deleted. I'm giddy with wonderment for what it could have said to get the post pulled and the poster banned.
19 posted on 04/17/2002 10:50:55 PM PDT by socal_parrot
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