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Priest demands brides have virginity certificate
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Posted on 04/04/2002 7:53:11 AM PST by Texaggie79
A priest in Brazil is refusing to marry women without a certificate to prove they are virgins.
Catholic priest Natal Antonio Mella, from Petrolina of Goias, only accepts certificates from doctors he appoints.
He publishes his decisions on whether he will marry would-be brides in his church newspaper.
Residents of the small town in the north of the country are said to be angry at his decision.
His bishop, Manoel Pestana, has told him to change his mind.
The priest told Terra Noticias Populares: "The church doesn't allow women who are not virgins to get married."
He says he will allow other priests to marry non-virgins in his church but says he won't perform the ceremonies himself.
Story filed: 16:29 Tuesday 2nd April 2002
TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: virgins
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To: Sirgawain, Victoria Delsoul, rebelbase, dead, Tennessee_Bob, RedBloodedAmerican
ping
To: Texaggie79
He relented when his superior told him he could his own personal dipstick to check them for virginity.
To: Texaggie79
You know, it's my understanding that it's ok if you've lost your virginity, as long as you've got the box it came in.
To: Texaggie79
He says he will allow other priests to marry non-virgins in his church but says he won't perform the ceremonies himselfWhich ceremony is he referring to?
To: Tennessee_Bob
Or a receipt...
To: Texaggie79; xsmommy; dubyaismypresident; hobbes1
If any freeperettes are suffering from virginity, I would like to kindly inform them that for a small fee I am willing to dish out inoculations.
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posted on
04/04/2002 8:16:14 AM PST
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Argh
To: Argh
i think the 3 xskids speak louder than any certificate could....
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posted on
04/04/2002 8:18:57 AM PST
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xsmommy
To: xsmommy
If they are your "x's" kids then they aren't yours......
To: Texaggie79
xshub is current and only hub : ) and you bet your behind they are HIS!!!!!!
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posted on
04/04/2002 8:26:58 AM PST
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xsmommy
To: xsmommy
They all could have been "accidents"...
Why don't you tell them that? I had a girlfriend a long time ago (ALL of my girlfriends were a long time ago, but that's another boring story) whose mom used to tell her she was only born because the spermicide didn't work. Her mom thought this was hilarious. The girlfriend found it boring after the first million times she heard it.
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posted on
04/04/2002 8:28:16 AM PST
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Argh
To: xsmommy
How can he be your x if he is still your hub?
To: Texaggie79; one_particular_harbour; dubyaismypresident; argh; hobbes1
because we have such a thoroughly modern marriage, his identity derives from mine...he adopted MY NAME, and thus became, xshub....; )
oh GOD now, i will have them calling me Eleanor Smeal again!!
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posted on
04/04/2002 8:35:10 AM PST
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xsmommy
To: xsmommy
To: Texaggie79
To: Texaggie79
She should say, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." [We're referring to virginity certificates here]
To: xsmommy
Eleanor Smeal? A hausefrau like you...Never!
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posted on
04/04/2002 9:08:48 AM PST
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hobbes1
To: riley1992
That's Odd...I always thought the praying part came before you peed on the stick.
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posted on
04/04/2002 9:09:56 AM PST
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hobbes1
To: hobbes1
; P
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posted on
04/04/2002 9:11:44 AM PST
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xsmommy
To: 11th Earl of Mar
I can agree with that!
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