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Priest demands brides have virginity certificate
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Posted on 04/04/2002 7:53:11 AM PST by Texaggie79

A priest in Brazil is refusing to marry women without a certificate to prove they are virgins.

Catholic priest Natal Antonio Mella, from Petrolina of Goias, only accepts certificates from doctors he appoints.

He publishes his decisions on whether he will marry would-be brides in his church newspaper.

Residents of the small town in the north of the country are said to be angry at his decision.

His bishop, Manoel Pestana, has told him to change his mind.

The priest told Terra Noticias Populares: "The church doesn't allow women who are not virgins to get married."

He says he will allow other priests to marry non-virgins in his church but says he won't perform the ceremonies himself.


TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: virgins
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1 posted on 04/04/2002 7:53:11 AM PST by Texaggie79
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To: Sirgawain, Victoria Delsoul, rebelbase, dead, Tennessee_Bob, RedBloodedAmerican
ping
2 posted on 04/04/2002 7:55:58 AM PST by Texaggie79
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He relented when his superior told him he could his own personal dipstick to check them for virginity.
3 posted on 04/04/2002 7:56:16 AM PST by Enterprise
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To: Texaggie79
You know, it's my understanding that it's ok if you've lost your virginity, as long as you've got the box it came in.


4 posted on 04/04/2002 8:01:57 AM PST by Tennessee_Bob
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To: Texaggie79
He says he will allow other priests to marry non-virgins in his church but says he won't perform the ceremonies himself

Which ceremony is he referring to?

5 posted on 04/04/2002 8:11:12 AM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Tennessee_Bob
Or a receipt...
6 posted on 04/04/2002 8:11:24 AM PST by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79; xsmommy; dubyaismypresident; hobbes1
If any freeperettes are suffering from virginity, I would like to kindly inform them that for a small fee I am willing to dish out inoculations.
7 posted on 04/04/2002 8:16:14 AM PST by Argh
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To: Argh
i think the 3 xskids speak louder than any certificate could....
8 posted on 04/04/2002 8:18:57 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
If they are your "x's" kids then they aren't yours......
9 posted on 04/04/2002 8:25:43 AM PST by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79
xshub is current and only hub : ) and you bet your behind they are HIS!!!!!!
10 posted on 04/04/2002 8:26:58 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
They all could have been "accidents"...

Why don't you tell them that? I had a girlfriend a long time ago (ALL of my girlfriends were a long time ago, but that's another boring story) whose mom used to tell her she was only born because the spermicide didn't work. Her mom thought this was hilarious. The girlfriend found it boring after the first million times she heard it.

11 posted on 04/04/2002 8:28:16 AM PST by Argh
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To: xsmommy
How can he be your x if he is still your hub?
12 posted on 04/04/2002 8:28:48 AM PST by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79; one_particular_harbour; dubyaismypresident; argh; hobbes1
because we have such a thoroughly modern marriage, his identity derives from mine...he adopted MY NAME, and thus became, xshub....; )

oh GOD now, i will have them calling me Eleanor Smeal again!!

13 posted on 04/04/2002 8:35:10 AM PST by xsmommy
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14 posted on 04/04/2002 8:38:12 AM PST by Texaggie79
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15 posted on 04/04/2002 8:43:42 AM PST by riley1992
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To: Texaggie79
She should say, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." [We're referring to virginity certificates here]
16 posted on 04/04/2002 9:04:48 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: xsmommy
Eleanor Smeal? A hausefrau like you...Never!
17 posted on 04/04/2002 9:08:48 AM PST by hobbes1
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To: riley1992
That's Odd...I always thought the praying part came before you peed on the stick.
18 posted on 04/04/2002 9:09:56 AM PST by hobbes1
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To: hobbes1
; P
19 posted on 04/04/2002 9:11:44 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
I can agree with that!
20 posted on 04/04/2002 11:25:57 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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