[SuziQ]

It consists of people skating around very fast in a little circle, bent way over, with their faces almost touching the skater directly ahead, looking like performers in a musical extravaganza called Proctologists on Ice.

Dave Barry is SO funny. Having watched the short track speed skating, I think he just about nails it! Someone is making a movie from one of his books; does anyone know which book or the name of the movie?

[MozartLover]

LOL! I love Dave Barry. Thanks ABG.