Who's The Hottest Chick... Now That Pamela Anderson Has Hepatitis C (Howard Stern's List)

Stern Show News ^ | March 21, 2002 | Mark Mercer

[PJ-Comix]

Howard spent a few minutes talking about the latest news about Pamela Anderson having Hepatitis C. He took a couple of phone calls from guys who claimed to have the disease and tried to find out just how dangerous it is. The stories were conflicting so Howard didn't know what to believe. In a press release from Pam's people they claim that she might have gotten Hepatitis C when she shared a tattoo needle with ex-husband Tommy Lee. Tommy Lee denies even having Hepatitis C though.

After that discussion Gary came in with a list of 64 hot women that were paired up. Howard and the crew each picked their favorites to slim down the list to 32 women. That list was then slimmed down to 16, 8, 4 and then the final 2. Howard said he was thinking very clearly this morning and had answers right away. He was able to slim down the list pretty quickly. Pamela Anderson used to be Howard's favorite until this latest story came out. Howard blew her out of the competition in the first round. She lost out to Estella Warren who was in ''Planet of the Apes.'' Rebecca Romijn-Stamos stayed in the competition a lot longer than the other guys thought she should. Howard has seen her naked in his apartment so that might have something to do with it.

Howard brought it down to the final 8 which included the following:

• Tyra Banks vs. Faith Hill
• Estella Warren vs. Jolene Blalock
• Charlize Theron vs. Jessica Alba
• Rebecca Romijn-Stamos vs. Jennifer Connelly

Those four winners in that were slimmed down to this group:

• Faith Hill vs. Jolene Blalock
• Charlize Theron vs. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

and the winner turned out to be Charlize Theron. Gary said he wasn't so sure about the way Howard got to that choice but he agreed with the winner anyway.

Howard took a call from a woman who thought Howard was making fun of people with Hepatitis C but he really wasn't. This contest was just to pick the woman he'd like to bang most. Once he heard about the Hepatitis C he decided that Pamela Anderson isn't someone he'd bang anymore.

[Constitution Day]

Here's a question I've been pondering; Charlize Theron was born in Benoni, South Africa. Now she's a U.S. citizen. Does this make her African-American?

LOL. Same thing I tell Mrs. Constitution Day, who was born in Johannesburg!

She doesn't think it's as amusing as I do... but technically, she's more African-American than Al Sharpton or Je$$e Jack$on will ever be.

[farmfriend]

Yes, hep-C will effect her looks. If she has to take steroids she will plump up like a balloon. You get this from blood transfusions or IV drug use. If Tommy is clean then that leaves one of these other methods.

[buccaneer81]

Gimme Melissa!

[StayoutdaBushesWay]

Hmmmm, I hate when that happens, let's try again.

[socal_parrot]

Whew! Thanks, I needed that! I feel much better.

How's this?

[PJ-Comix]

Post away all the women you want but there is NONE who can compare to the incomparable PETRA VERKAIK!!!

And in case you're wondering---Petra is ALL REAL!

I worship that the Throne of the goddess that is Petra!

[phasma proeliator]

HOLY!... yeow!

[socal_parrot]

My watch just stopped.

[wardaddy]

OK ...Here's a large Mommie (twice) Mia Bump for my probably favorite Italian Beauty....Monica Bellucci!...my wife likes her too....in a straight girl way...LOL

FINITO!

[PJ-Comix]

The great thing about Petra is that she could look completely different in different poses. To me her greatest pose is the one where she is looking over her shoulder by a lake. It's so incredible that it looks almost supernatural. I wish I could post that pic here but for obvious reasons I can't. However, if nudity does not disturb you (major SCHWINNG! alert) then check her out HERE.

And remember, she is ALL REAL!!!

[wardaddy]

She is either preggers or has already delivered.

[christine]

no way are those things real!! :o

[socal_parrot]

Is that some sort of flotation device she's holding?

[PJ-Comix]

Oh they are, THEY ARE!!! Petra has been VERIFIED to be silicone-free. Sometimes nature works in INCREDIBLE ways!!!

[PJ-Comix]

Is that some sort of flotation device she's holding?

Nope. ALL NATURAL!!! I've seen Petra in other poses and they are definitely REAL!!! She is quite simply STUNNING!!!

[PJ-Comix]

And if anyone has missed the Petra Verkaik pic link from the previous page, I present her HERE. (Warning: Major SCHWINNNG! alert with nudity).

[christine]

those are the fakest looking naturals i have ever seen...at least in that particular photo. but, i believe you! ;)

[Argh]

What's a nice girl like you doing on a thread like this?

PING for the croqs, although some of you have seen most of my contributions before.

[wardaddy]

They are real Christine...she's been a horndoggie fantasy in Playboy mags and the Net for over a decade now. She's gonna need a reduction when she passes 40 or has some offspring. I believe she's already late 30s.

Regards

[wardaddy]

Must be working pardner...ur missing a sweet thread!