I think it superfluous to quote Dr. Johnson's maxim that marriage "is the triumph of hope over experience," but in this case I'll quote it anyway.
I doubt if there's been so much bad taste under one roof since, uh....the Friday movie openings.
Congratulations, Liza with a Z and two L's, and good luck! When a member of your wedding crew writes an article like this, you need it.
Looza Minelli is another of Hollywood's luminaries who is famous for being famous. Aside from an idiotic musical ("Cabaret") 30 years ago, what has she ever done? She's the blowsy daughter of some long-dead film hack. She's been in and out of more chemical abuse treatments than Robert Downey Jr.. And she's ugly enough to stop a clock.
I should care about this week's marriage why?
Well, at least this article didn't insinuate too much about the groom's homosexuality!