That's just too funny! But then, everyone knows I've never had a drop of that milk of human kindness stuff in my life (think I'm lactose intolerant) so to me it's just amusing.
I supposed OT and I can have an Elf-war if you want us to change the subject.
I am just afraid that laughing this hard, I am not getting enough oxygen. I was already in a weird mood. At least I didn't say anything about cabbages to my friend. She has enough on her plate!