Aww, 'tweren't nothin'...
Actually, I sorta feel like the fella in the old Mickey Rooney/Judy Garland movies who always offered up his barn for the show they would put on...
Since we seem to be on the subject, here's my tentative storyline:
Setting: Pittsburgh, PA; same geographic location, two alternate worlds, different location, two other worlds.
Plot: the main character is an as yet unnamed computer geek who stumbles through a dimensional rift into a generic fantasy (sword and sorcery, not Elf) world. He then proceeds through between 4 and 9 worlds, picking up companions and messing up already bad situations along the way. The finale is right back here, with at least one scene involving our local RenFest, a beautiful assassin, and an object-oriented wizard...