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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Poetry; TV/Movies; The Hobbit Hole
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To: SuziQ
I bet clams taste better. :)
47,141 posted on 12/12/2002 11:03:58 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Corin Stormhands
Yeah. I saw that one too.

I spewed my coffee when I saw it...

47,142 posted on 12/12/2002 11:04:32 AM PST by g'nad
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To: Corin Stormhands
LF...has fallen for dwarves and is in deep denial. After all, what would her kindred say? Can you just hear Elrond say: "Now Lil' Freeper, you will not be seen around those messy haired dwarves again, do you hear me? What with their axes and rough talk and hoarded jewels of priceless value (At this moment, LF begins to swoon in delight). And don't forget that they are practically savage in their behavior and courtship rituals." (LF passes out in ectasy as Elrond shakes his head in hopeless despair).
47,143 posted on 12/12/2002 11:06:18 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: JameRetief
From the Sean Astin interview:

...I support my president regardless of my own partisan idealogy.

I hope Sean communicated this to Viggo. The more I hear about Sean the more, "regardless of my own partisan ideology", I like him. ;^)

47,144 posted on 12/12/2002 11:08:23 AM PST by ksen
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To: ksen
The more I hear about Sean the more, "regardless of my own partisan ideology", I like him. ;^)

Same here. Although you have to admit that JRD would be a hoot to talk to!

47,145 posted on 12/12/2002 11:10:42 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: RMDupree
After spendin' a couple thousand years around effeminate elven um guys, LF wants a real maculine male to sweep her off her feet... who better than burly dwarf?...
47,146 posted on 12/12/2002 11:21:23 AM PST by g'nad
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To: g'nad
Exactly. There's only so much falsetto singing a girl can take. :)
47,147 posted on 12/12/2002 11:26:41 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: Corin Stormhands
I'm not sure how you motivate kids that are not motivated. Lots of them are just bored, IMO, though that can be coupled with other problems that I wouldn't know about.

I always really think the best thing a parent can do is just to BE with a child, tho without smothering them, giving love and discipline, tho I figure you're already doing that.

My parents never went anywhere without us kids if possible, just because they loved being with their kids, I've felt the same about my kids, even bringing them to "romantic" anniversary dinners out, I just wanted them with me. Tho, when they become teenagers, they increasingly need time away from parents, as they get more independent and responsible (we hope).

There was a time, about the same grade as your junior, 8th or 9th, when my son wasn't doing his homework too much. His teachers worked out some thing where he had to bring home a card to me every day from each of them - they wouldn't give him the card if he hadn't brought in the homework that morning.

Plus, I had some pointed talks with him, in which I did my best to make him try to see himself in the future, how he might want to actually have the ability to choose how he might like to spend his life, something far less likely for those who miss out on education.

Anyway, he eventually got through all that, is now in law school, so I hope for the best.

But I know every kid is different, and if the household is unsettled, the child probably will be, too.

I wish the best for him and for you guys, and figure you'll work things out fine, as junior sounds like a nice kid.
47,148 posted on 12/12/2002 11:27:45 AM PST by Sam Cree
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To: RMDupree
"reminds me a bit of Maureen Dowd"

I don't know about that part, LF is being pretty clever.

47,149 posted on 12/12/2002 11:31:15 AM PST by Sam Cree
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To: 2Jedismom
Just unloaded on a homeschool thread.

I don't blame you for unloading! No one should steal a ping list; how WUDE!!

But you know you can ping me any time to a homeschooling thread!

47,150 posted on 12/12/2002 11:32:00 AM PST by SuziQ
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To: Corin Stormhands
yuh got freepmail...
47,151 posted on 12/12/2002 11:32:48 AM PST by g'nad
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To: g'nad
I must add that I just noticed the title to her little song parody:

An Ode to G'Nad Dwarfhunk

My, my. Aren't words just the most telling little things? LOL!!

47,152 posted on 12/12/2002 11:33:30 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: Sam Cree
The song parody was excellent. Very clever. I'd be lying if I didn't admit that I laughed out loud when I sang...er..read it.

I'm just teasing Lil'freeper about her insistent dwarf-bashing and what that might mean. *wink*

47,153 posted on 12/12/2002 11:35:33 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: Corin Stormhands
Corin, I really feel bad for situation. It has been a bad patch for your family.

I am not married, I don't have kids... I have no wisdom to offer you, except talk to your wife, talk to your son, and remember to let them talk, and listen to what they say. (With your wife, make sure you wait till she is done! LOL!). Don't wait until you are so mad you just blow up on them. If you are already there, then remind them that you love them. Try to enjoy some moments over the holidays. Your life is going to change again when MiL moves in. Try to appreciate that you have a family and are very much needed. I don't often feel very needed by anybody lately, and that is emptier than feeling put-upon!
47,154 posted on 12/12/2002 11:35:37 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: RMDupree
Aren't words just the most telling little things???

I didn't want to call attention to it... I never been called a hunk... a piece of somethin', yes... but never a hunk...

47,155 posted on 12/12/2002 11:36:28 AM PST by g'nad
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To: g'nad
A hunk a hunk of burly dwarf.... LOL!
47,156 posted on 12/12/2002 11:37:31 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: RMDupree
I know, Ruthie
:-)
47,157 posted on 12/12/2002 11:42:14 AM PST by Sam Cree
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To: RMDupree
I'm just teasing Lil'freeper about her insistent dwarf-bashing and what that might mean. *wink*

I think she's had a bit too much quiche and pate and secretly years for ripe meat off the bone and a stout dwarf ale.

47,158 posted on 12/12/2002 11:47:29 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
secretly yearns for ripe meat off the bone and a stout dwarf ale

errr... can you say that in this forum?...

47,159 posted on 12/12/2002 11:50:31 AM PST by g'nad
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To: Sam Cree; HairOfTheDog; RMDupree; g'nad; ksen
Thanks, all of you.

Jr. is supposed to bring home his "agenda" everyday with signatures from his teachers. But it's not happening and he doesn't care.

He wants to play football for Virginia Tech, but 1) he's not good enough and 2) he doesn't have the grades. I can't get him to see that what he's doing now will affect his future. He doesn't seem to care.

At the same time in all of this, he made us very proud in how he conducted himself at the funeral. And Tuesday night at his band concert he played about six different percussion instruments and did very well. He didn't even get flapped when the mallot broke (twice) on "Carol of the Bells." He just fixed it and went on.

And so, while I've whined about all of this, I've just fielded two calls from Jr.

Some boys in the neighborhood were throwing snowballs at the house and calling us names. I'd just run them off (if they had the b*lls to do it when I was there). But he takes it all personally. I told him to stay inside and get his homework done.

And he just called again and said the dog won't get off the couch and everytime he reaches for his collar, the dog growls. I told him to whack him with the broom. I'll fix that tomorrow when the dog goes back to his crate.

Sorry for the whining. I need a vacation...and pints, lots of pints...

47,160 posted on 12/12/2002 11:51:34 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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