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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Poetry; TV/Movies; The Hobbit Hole
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic

30,021 posted on 10/03/2002 12:36:50 PM PDT by ksen
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To: RosieCotton
You call that a GRAB???

Maybe not... maybe "full-out frontal assault" would work better?

30,022 posted on 10/03/2002 12:37:02 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: ksen
I am telling you, Celeborn is "brain-empty" purely as a self-defense mechanism.... Wouldn't take any smart male long to figure that out living with Galadriel!
30,023 posted on 10/03/2002 12:37:36 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Ha! Yeah, I like that, too.

Poor Richard!

Somehow I think Galadriel's relatives are a bit more...couth, however.

30,024 posted on 10/03/2002 12:38:10 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: HairOfTheDog; ksen; g'nad; All
You deserved it after that post at 29966. ;^)

Hey everyone, I found a picture of Celeborn and Galadriel!


30,025 posted on 10/03/2002 12:38:21 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
I reported the truth! I am just the messanger!
30,026 posted on 10/03/2002 12:40:16 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
There IS a LOTR connection, too! "Hyacinth" was in a Mystery series with Merry. Ever see that? It took me a long time to stop thinking of him as Geoffrey...
30,027 posted on 10/03/2002 12:40:21 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: HairOfTheDog
since know one knows what a messanger is, I shall say:

I am just the messenger!
30,028 posted on 10/03/2002 12:41:04 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Scary...
30,029 posted on 10/03/2002 12:41:05 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: ksen
Celeborn finally got to drive the swan boat without a backseat rower.

ROFLOL!

30,030 posted on 10/03/2002 12:41:27 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Although it was kind of funny seeing people still responding to posts 20 or 30 back. ;^)
30,031 posted on 10/03/2002 12:42:23 PM PDT by ksen
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!

She's even wearing a ring!

CAPTION: Celeborn, you are a waste of air! Even those little hairy-footed food-gorging Hobbits managed to do something great!! What do you do? You haven't even made the bed in over 300 hundred years!!! Celeborn, where are you going? Don't you walk away from me, Mister!!! CELEBORN!!!

30,032 posted on 10/03/2002 12:42:28 PM PDT by RMDupree
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Hey everyone, I found a picture of Celeborn and Galadriel!

Shame on you!! To even equate the Elf Witch and Elf Lord to those two dweebs is just BAAADD!

30,033 posted on 10/03/2002 12:42:50 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: ksen
Remember when we were around post 15,000 or so, and some poor bloke asked a question from like, post 9? It was only after he posted that he said.... what the heck! - Nevermind!
30,034 posted on 10/03/2002 12:45:03 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: RMDupree
CAPTION: Celeborn, you are a waste of air! Even those little hairy-footed food-gorging Hobbits managed to do something great!! What do you do? You haven't even made the bed in over 300 hundred years!!! Celeborn, where are you going? Don't you walk away from me, Mister!!! CELEBORN!!!

OK RM, you owe me a lung, not to mention the cubicle wall I just blew down. ROFLOLWMP....

30,035 posted on 10/03/2002 12:45:08 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: SuziQ
Shame on you!! To even equate the Elf Witch and Elf Lord to those two dweebs is just BAAADD!

I'm sorry...but I have to confess this! On first reading your sentence, my first thought (honestly!) was "She's calling Gore an Elf Lord??"...then I realized what you were actually trying to say.

Oops!

30,036 posted on 10/03/2002 12:45:21 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton
No, don't often watch "Mystery", so I didn't see the series you're referring to... but for a long time Rose was hooked on the PBS British comedies, so we saw a lot of those. :)
30,037 posted on 10/03/2002 12:45:33 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Sorry about that!

*grinning sheepishly*

30,038 posted on 10/03/2002 12:50:51 PM PDT by RMDupree
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To: g'nad; Corin Stormhands
You shoulda' been here, guys! It was unbelievable. OMG....too funny! I haven't had this much fun for years....

I'd like to thank the Academy, My Mom, and the entire cast and crew of the Hobbit Hole, who generously endured my 30+ Right Wing Super Spam Sneak to obliterate all opposition and claim the Precious for the DWARVES!

Check out Hair's post at 29966...we've got some major damage control to undertake.....

30,039 posted on 10/03/2002 12:53:58 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: RMDupree; Overtaxed; HairOfTheDog
That's not bad, it only took, what?, a day? to get you started in on Elf-Bashing? Welcome to the club. ;^)
30,040 posted on 10/03/2002 12:54:21 PM PDT by ksen
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