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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: ksen
Do you get a cut from any books that are sold from your links? If you do, can you get a link up to The Silmarillion? I am going to be in the market for a copy probably in November or December. I think it would be an added bonus if I can buy one AND help out a fellow Hobbit Holer.

Yes. It's not a lot, just a few percent of the sale, but it helps. I have updated the box to link to the Silmarillion. When I have time, I will add a page with more links to specific items of interest.

29,761 posted on 10/03/2002 6:51:03 AM PDT by ecurbh
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To: g'nad; ksen
you shoulda seen 'em jump outta their skins...

Out of their skins? My, wouldn't THAT be convenient.

But would that make them undressed? OT wouldn't like that, would she? Or was it that she prefers them DRESSED?

I'm so confused!

29,762 posted on 10/03/2002 6:51:55 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: SuziQ
Oh you should see the kitchen. It's got nice pink and blue wallpaper, nothing wrong with it..the cabinets are just those painted kind, painted a creamy white...very nice. Then they slapped a pink countertop down on it!

That's going to be big deal, when we do the kitchen. I'm going to want new appliances and cabinets and the ceiling redone and the whole nine yarsds. It'll be years yet, before we do it.
29,763 posted on 10/03/2002 6:52:37 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom
My kitchen has painted-over wallpaper. I'm not sure HOW you get that down! I'd like to redo it at some point, but I have no idea how to remove the stuff...
29,764 posted on 10/03/2002 6:54:36 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RMDupree; HairOfTheDog
premature snàig?...
29,765 posted on 10/03/2002 6:57:40 AM PDT by g'nad
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To: RosieCotton; SuziQ
Here's a picture of my kitchen (with Matthew playing with cornstarch and water):


29,766 posted on 10/03/2002 6:57:41 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: RosieCotton
Or was it that she prefers them DRESSED

I prefer them away from my car and secondly dressed, marinated, and cooking on the grill.

29,767 posted on 10/03/2002 6:58:30 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: RosieCotton; SuziQ
And here's our bathroom...just getting started priming it. Note the green cabinets? That's what I was working on last night. See the partially painted hinges? Urgh! Now imagine dark EMERALD green carpet!

We tore up the carpet and started painting the walls with primer and Josh came in and burst into tears, poor kid! Too much change all at one time.


29,768 posted on 10/03/2002 7:07:07 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom
And Steve's motto is, "Never do with your hands that which can be more easily done with your feet."

He's measuring the floor for the lineoleum.
29,769 posted on 10/03/2002 7:08:37 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: RosieCotton
My, wouldn't THAT be convenient.

Tell me about it...but I can field dress a deer in under three minutes...once it's hung, I can skin the hide off in under 10...

we got one gal in the neighborhood that asked me not to skin and buther any deer hangin' from the playset...that's not gonna happen...but I will give her a 5-minute warnin' to close her blinds...

29,770 posted on 10/03/2002 7:13:51 AM PDT by g'nad
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To: g'nad; RMDupree
I think Miss Dupree is still trying to figure out the precious thing... We have not been very forthcoming with explainations!

She is obviously going to be one of those easily taken over by the precious... as only one precious caused her to succumb... It didn't even take double precious to seduce her to the evil!

Good Morning RMDupree!

Just to let you know.... excessive SPAM sneaking wins you a permanent entry in our Keywords.... (check out the past winners)! (it is the only real power I have over it)

And more than 5 posts in a row is called a funkle, and it means everyone has left and you are just talking to yourself! ;~D
29,771 posted on 10/03/2002 7:13:56 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: RosieCotton
My kitchen has painted-over wallpaper. I'm not sure HOW you get that down! I'd like to redo it at some point, but I have no idea how to remove the stuff...


That should do the trick...

29,772 posted on 10/03/2002 7:15:24 AM PDT by ksen
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To: 2Jedismom
Kitchens and bathrooms are the worst!

Our refrigerator leaked and we didn't know about it until the cabinets closest to the fridge started growing mildew! UGH!

State Farm, being the bandits that they are, came over and the adjustor offered us $5k to repair the damage. Mind you, the wall where the fridge is has to be torn down and rebuilt and the cabinetry replaced. These cabinets are from 1982!!!

My mother asked the adjustor (an Orc of the foulest kind) how on earth we were going to manage to replace just one section of cabinetry when they don't even manufacture them anymore. His response? "Out of the kindness of my heart I have added enough to your claim for you to re-laminate the other cabinets."

I was so angry!! Thankfully, our plumber knows of these other adjustors who came in and now are suing State Farm for much more. It turns out that this mildew can be detrimental to our health and thus, the entire kitchen needs to be gutted and redone.

Long story short - waiting for State Farm to settle. It's terrible since we have been State Farm customers for all of our homes and vehicles for 20 years. It goes to show you how being a long time customer means nothing to these people.

29,773 posted on 10/03/2002 7:16:15 AM PDT by RMDupree
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To: RosieCotton
Check here?

http://www.o-geepaint.com/FAQ/paperfaq.shtml#Wallpaper_id0
29,774 posted on 10/03/2002 7:17:50 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: HairOfTheDog
Being a sensible Hobbit, I knew that the chances of me being able to snag any more than a single Precious were slim to none.

I got one while the getting was good.

Now, here's your breakfast....

29,775 posted on 10/03/2002 7:18:13 AM PDT by RMDupree
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To: RMDupree
I think your trouble is, you bought insurance from Orcs! I could have told you that was a bad idea!
29,776 posted on 10/03/2002 7:18:58 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: g'nad
Better start packing your own parachutes... ;^(

Marine Corp in Free Fall

29,777 posted on 10/03/2002 7:20:06 AM PDT by ksen
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To: RMDupree
Wow...that's who we use and we've been pretty happy with them, but we haven't had anything too major come up...
29,778 posted on 10/03/2002 7:20:35 AM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: RMDupree
It's terrible since we have been State Farm customers for all of our homes and vehicles for 20 years.

Like a good neighbor....

29,779 posted on 10/03/2002 7:22:33 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: ksen
That should do the trick...

Um...I'm not sure, but that MIGHT be overkill...

29,780 posted on 10/03/2002 7:23:13 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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