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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: ksen
The answer is undoubtedly B!!!

Speak ill of Rivendell or Lothlorien and this little Hobbit-lass will go absolutely dwarf-like on you!! LOL!

29,221 posted on 10/02/2002 8:50:51 AM PDT by RMDupree
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To: ksen; RMDupree; Overtaxed; rightwingreligiousfanatic; g'nad
When speaking about Elves is it better to: A) Bash them whenever you can, or B)Not bash them?

[frantically waves hand]Oooo...Ooooo....let me answer! Let me answer!!!

29,222 posted on 10/02/2002 8:50:59 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Overtaxed
they were au naturel.

Shameless.

29,223 posted on 10/02/2002 8:51:27 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: ksen; RMDupree
When speaking about Elves is it better to: A) Bash them whenever you can, or B)Not bash them?

Poor lass...she's been in the Hole for ten minutes and you're already asking her to pick sides on the elf bashing issue!

29,224 posted on 10/02/2002 8:51:31 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Overtaxed
My sincerest apologies, Overtaxed!

You get the largest helping of mushrooms for my error.

29,225 posted on 10/02/2002 8:52:12 AM PDT by RMDupree
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To: RosieCotton
Grilled Marinated Portabello Mushrooms



4 large fresh portabello mushroom caps
3 cups dry red wine
2 tbsp. shallots or red onions (minced)
2 tbsp. fresh garlic (chopped)
1/4 cup olive oil
1 Tbsp. fresh rosemary (chopped)
1/2 tsp. dry thyme
To taste salt and pepper

Place mushrooms in a shallow pan; combine remaining ingredients and pour over the top of the mushrooms. Marinate for 1-2 hours, turning once. Remove from marinade and cook on hot grill for 3 minutes on each side. Slice and serve as a side dish or main course.


29,226 posted on 10/02/2002 8:52:45 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: RMDupree; ksen; g'nad; rightwingreligiousfanatic
Speak ill of Rivendell or Lothlorien and this little Hobbit-lass will go absolutely dwarf-like on you!!

Speaking for the resident dwarves in The Hobbit Hole, we love Rivendell and Lothlorien. It's just the snooty inhabitants we can't stand...

29,227 posted on 10/02/2002 8:53:21 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: RosieCotton
Go easy on Sam, Rosie.

You know how much he loves Frodo. I'm sure it's something relatively important for Sam to leave you.

He wouldn't anger his Gaffer for nothing, I imagine.

29,228 posted on 10/02/2002 8:54:27 AM PDT by RMDupree
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To: RosieCotton; RMDupree
Poor lass...she's been in the Hole for ten minutes and you're already asking her to pick sides on the elf bashing issue!

Okay....how does she feel about squirrels?

29,229 posted on 10/02/2002 8:55:08 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: RMDupree
My sincerest apologies, Overtaxed!

No problem!

Is it lunch yet?

29,230 posted on 10/02/2002 8:56:05 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Corin Stormhands
Snooty they may seem, but they love destroying orcs as much as any dwarf.

There is much to say about that.

29,231 posted on 10/02/2002 8:57:06 AM PDT by RMDupree
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To: Overtaxed
Squirrels?

If which kind do you speak? No creature bothers me as long as they stay out of my garden.

29,232 posted on 10/02/2002 8:59:11 AM PDT by RMDupree
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To: RMDupree; ksen; g'nad; rightwingreligiousfanatic; Overtaxed
...but they love destroying orcs as much as any dwarf.

Yeah, but that's little more than family infighting...

29,233 posted on 10/02/2002 9:02:00 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: RMDupree; Sam Cree; Lucius Cornelius Sulla
I see from your home page that you are a fellow Floridian. Sam Cree is down your way. I believe we have decided to have an Entmoot in Florida sometime in December 2003/January 2004 to celebrate the release of The Return of the King.

What was your reaction to the movie version of FoTR?

29,234 posted on 10/02/2002 9:02:19 AM PDT by ksen
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To: Corin Stormhands
Yeah, but that's little more than family infighting...

LOL! ;^)

29,235 posted on 10/02/2002 9:03:30 AM PDT by ksen
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To: Overtaxed
Mmmm...sounds good! I'm going to try to make these this weekend!

Uh-oh...I have to buy wine? Guess I'd better make sure I don't have small rag-tag with me...

29,236 posted on 10/02/2002 9:04:04 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RMDupree; Corin Stormhands; Overtaxed; ksen; g'nad
Speak ill of Rivendell or Lothlorien and this little Hobbit-lass will go absolutely dwarf-like on you!! LOL!

Welcome to the Hobbit Hole RM!! It's a fun place. I'm fairly new here myself. My dwarf name is Vim Bronzehand, and I used to feel as you did about elves, but just wait a while before you decide. Ruthlessly snooty those elves are.... You will learn a thing or two about them here that may make you change your mind. Limousine liberals they are at heart...

And it is so much fun to bash them....

29,237 posted on 10/02/2002 9:04:48 AM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: Corin Stormhands; RosieCotton; SuziQ; ksen
When I was a kid, we always had a "traditional" Christmas, go out on the farm and cut down a tree, decorate the house, lights in some of the bushes, presents, Christmas Eve parties, all that stuff, but we also had no poblem keeping on task about the true meaning of the holiday. I have happy family type memories of it all.

It's true that all the commercialization of Christmas gets way out of hand and can be a little nauseating.

Yet I find that lots of folks seem to be in such a good mood around the holidays. I know part of this is just from the festive time of year, but I'm sure that another part is because everyone is thinking of others for a change. We're all out there trying to think of how to make our loved ones happy for Christmas. I really think that thinking of others has a tendency to lift our spirits.

29,238 posted on 10/02/2002 9:06:54 AM PDT by Sam Cree
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To: Corin Stormhands
Corin, orcs and elves have about as much in common as Saruman and Gandalf.

And elves smell a lot nicer.

29,239 posted on 10/02/2002 9:07:35 AM PDT by RMDupree
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To: Corin Stormhands; JenB; Overtaxed; HairOfTheDog; g'nad; 2Jedismom; rightwingreligiousfanatic; ...
Ok, quick trivia question. I was reading FoTR last night and I came across a quote of Gandalf's, in his letter to Frodo that Butterburr delivered, it seemed to indicate that Gandalf was responsible for the Rangers protecting the Shire.

Does anyone know if this is true? Why are the Rangers protecting the Shire? How did they know the Shire needed protecting?
29,240 posted on 10/02/2002 9:07:40 AM PDT by ksen
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