Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

-----------------------------------------

Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Poetry; TV/Movies; The Hobbit Hole
KEYWORDS: 2jmbombadil; allyourprecious; balroghotwings; bearspamandeggs; blowitoutyershorts; breecheese; buffdragons; cartonofspam; cherofthedog; closetsneakers; corinhonestsnaig; corinspamfunkle; corinspamhands; depraveddwarves; dwarfdeodorant; dwarfdiapers; dwarfgaloshes; dwarfkingcorinspam; dwarfspamwiches; dwarftossing; elffriends; elfspam; elvesruleforever; elvishfootfetish; emoryuniversity; endlesschitchat; foolofatook; frododigspipeweed; funklestormhands; fuzzycritters; giddygnadspam; girlyarmor; gnadbelchspam; gnaddwarfhunk; gnadspam; gnadthreadkiller; gollumthegreat; gondorianspamogram; goodbyeoldhole; greeneggsandspam; hobbitschmobbit; holediggingwomen; hotdogsmartypants; itcomesinpints; itsourhagspam; itsourspamnow; jenbneinerspam; jenmcsspam; keeblerelves; khazaddumdedumdum; ksenlovesspam; ksenshamelessspam; ksensneakspam; ksenspamaddict; latenightfunklators; lilspammer; lordoftherings; lordofthespam; lorenahobbit; menareweak; michaeldobbs; midgetporn; namariejensneak; nanowrimosneak; oblivionspam; orclust; otdefunklator; oversneakspamtax; pints; pippintook; pointyelfshoes; politerosespam; precious; preciousparty; preciousspam; rightwingpsychospam; rightwingspamsneak; rightwingsuperspam; rmdbreakfastspam; rmdlembasspam; rmdospam; rosiespamangel; ruthlesssnootyelves; rwrfannyspam; samwisethebrave; scottish; seamusspamfist; sissyelves; skivielessgondorian; smeagingsneakol; smeagolthesupreme; sneakingspam; sneakle; sneakping; sneakses; sneaktaxoverspam; snoots; snowpants; spameggssausagespam; spamfreesneaking; spamisnotprecious; spamminghair; squarehandspampants; stormsneakspamhands; stormspamsneakpants; superstarsmeagol; teasedhair; threadvandals; toking; tolkien; tricksesthieveses; twerentbear; twopantsdupree; velveeeeeeeta; weescarves; whistlinghobbits
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 28,821-28,84028,841-28,86028,861-28,880 ... 48,321-48,323 next last
To: ksen; RosieCotton; HairOfTheDog; Corin Stormhands; Overtaxed
Well, my mother has called me a lot of things, but today she called me a PARTY-POOPER!!

Can you believe it? A party-pooper. Me???

See, my cousin is having a party and we're supposed to write down something funny we remember about this particular cousin and someone else is going to read them to her. Well, for one thing, I can't think of anything funny. So I get this email from my mom telling me where to email my funny story and since I can't think of anything, I ignored it. So today, she asks "Did you write down your funny story and send it?" at which point I said "No, and I think it is the utmost in bad manners that someone would obligate their guests so."

Then she called me a PARTY-POOPER!

humph.

28,841 posted on 10/01/2002 2:14:48 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28836 | View Replies]

To: Corin Stormhands
The only way FLV spreads is cat to cat... as far as I know... She can't get it from a dog or a parasite... maybe ask your vet... and tell the vet she is an only kitty.
28,842 posted on 10/01/2002 2:15:09 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28840 | View Replies]

To: HairOfTheDog
May 1, 2004...

HairOfTheDog, ksen, 2Jedismom, ecurbh, Bear in Rosebear, g'nad, RosieCotton, Corin Stormhands, rightwingreligiousfanatic, JenB, SuziQ, Lucious Cornelious Sulla, Overtaxed, and all the others wake up and realize they have nothing more to say....

Tell you what... you can say "Happy Birthday" and buy me a drink. That's my 21st birthday. And then OT will criticize the Elves, and Corin will start making Dwarf-threatening-noises, and 2J will post about her 2,000th whistle, and g'nad will tell us stories about hunting down Saddam, and new people we haven't met yet will join in...

and then someone will drop another thermobarbic bomb on us. FR is never gonna get rid of us. (Everyone remembered to donate, right?)

28,843 posted on 10/01/2002 2:15:43 PM PDT by JenB
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28779 | View Replies]

To: 2Jedismom
Well, you do sort-of sound like a party pooper, but it is a fairly poopy party suggestion! - I agree!

Did you get her to download the trailer? - Or are you still wrong about that too?
28,844 posted on 10/01/2002 2:17:07 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28841 | View Replies]

To: JenB
I renewed my monthly donation, yes.... Thanks for the reminder!

Hobbits love FreeRepublic!


28,845 posted on 10/01/2002 2:20:57 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28843 | View Replies]

To: JenB
I hope we remember to wish you happy birthday! We are obviously at risk of not having anything else to say, so it should be easy to remember!
28,846 posted on 10/01/2002 2:22:45 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28843 | View Replies]

To: HairOfTheDog
Oh yeah...no point in even pursuing it further. Just make her mad if even suggest she doesn't know what she's talking about.

You wouldn't believe it. You know how private I am, right? I never even open the door during the day. Well, we're in a subway station and some man...a complete stranger says to Matthew "What's your name" and Matthew told him his whole name. My mom pipes up and says "Oh, their last name isn't spelled the way it sounds...it's spelled..." and proceeds to give the guy our last name and even spells it out for him. I looked at her horrified and she got really mad at me for even suggesting she shouldn't have done it.

Then, I get this mail from my high school...gonna have a 20 year reunion, right? Well, I can't find out how they got my address because I despise my old high school and shook the dust right off when I left. Come to find out, they'd tracked down my mom and she GAVE THEM my married name and my address. I threw a fit and she got mad at me again!

No, this movie trailer isn't worth it.
28,847 posted on 10/01/2002 2:23:00 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28844 | View Replies]

To: JenB
We could always have annual Entmoots too.
28,848 posted on 10/01/2002 2:23:32 PM PDT by Overtaxed
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28843 | View Replies]

To: 2Jedismom
So you aren't going to your high school reunion?
28,849 posted on 10/01/2002 2:24:17 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28847 | View Replies]

To: HairOfTheDog
We can talk about life, the universe, and everything...

Like today, in my class, it was the first half of our reports on programming language. One of the speakers was the Chinese guy. Who speaks English badly, with a really, really thick accent. And was speaking on Cobol. And loves Cobol. And proceeded to share his love of Cobol - badly - for 25 minutes. Now that is pain.

28,850 posted on 10/01/2002 2:25:45 PM PDT by JenB
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28846 | View Replies]

To: HairOfTheDog
No! This was over a year ago. I hated school. I can't tell you how much I hated it. I hated the teachers, hated the students, the campus. I didn't even pick up my annual my senior year...my mom picked up because she was a teacher and they let her.

I have no desire to ever lay eyes on any of them again. My life didn't begin until college.
28,851 posted on 10/01/2002 2:29:46 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28849 | View Replies]

To: 2Jedismom
I have no desire to ever lay eyes on any of them again.

Yep. I got contacted about a reunion once. I think they got the message not to bother me again. :)

28,852 posted on 10/01/2002 2:32:17 PM PDT by Overtaxed
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28851 | View Replies]

To: Corin Stormhands
Hi Corin,

It's true teenagers can be difficult, luckily my son has reached 23 and has finally returned to civilization. At 17 he could be a pain, though.

My little brother and I were once reminiscing about our own long ago teen years. He made a remark that describes it pretty well: "Yeah," he said, " my main memory of being a teenager is just walking around being an a$$#*le all the time.

But I think if the parents do as you're doing, try the best they can, teach right from wrong, be firm, give lots of love, and basically be there for the kid, that everything will be fine. Growing up's hard and the parents need to help alot. No wonder we get grey hairs, though.

My daughter, on the other hand, has always been perfect. My wife may disagree with this. But, as her father, I have to do everything she tells me :-)
28,853 posted on 10/01/2002 2:33:58 PM PDT by Sam Cree
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28840 | View Replies]

To: 2Jedismom
See, my cousin is having a party and we're supposed to write down something funny we remember about this particular cousin and someone else is going to read them to her.

Oh please. Who's the poop-head that thought that up? I HATE stuff like that.

Why can't they just let our families be dysfunctional and grumpy and let us get on with life? We're going to a family reunion of all my cousins in a couple of weeks. But we're not going until after my son's football game on Saturday and we're leaving first thing Sunday morning. My aunt wants us all to go to church together on Sunday, but we're leaving. I left that church in 1984 because it was a cult. (It's a vey long and vey series story...). That Pastor has since passed away (mainly because he waited to late to see the doctor about what turned out to be colon cancer). I'll go back for a family funeral. But I won't go back just because I'm in town.

I'm already mad at my sister, who lives in the home-town. She bounced the reunion from Columbus Day Weekend (you know the three-day weekend) until the 19th so her husband wouldn't be working while everyone was in town. HE WORKS THE DANG 7-3 SHIFT!!!!!! Arrrghhh!

Have some catnip tea 2J and tell your Mom and cousin to poop on somebody else's parade.

I can't wait to hear what your Mom will say about Entmoot...

28,854 posted on 10/01/2002 2:34:10 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28841 | View Replies]

To: Overtaxed
What makes me mad is that now the system has my last name and address! Even if I move, I'm sure they'll find me!

Argh! I thought I was rid of them forever!
28,855 posted on 10/01/2002 2:35:07 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28852 | View Replies]

To: Overtaxed
Yep. I got contacted about a reunion once. I think they got the message not to bother me again. :)

Not even an elves associaion reunion?

28,856 posted on 10/01/2002 2:35:49 PM PDT by Sam Cree
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28852 | View Replies]

To: JenB
One of the speakers was the Chinese guy. Who speaks English badly, with a really, really thick accent.

This is very not PC of me. But we have a Chinese guy working in our building who 1) doesn't speak English very well and 2) is clueless. For some reason he thinks that what he is doing has to be reported to ME. I have nothing to do with his projects and it's not even in my division.

I've tried to handle it by just forwarding his e-mails to his supervisor. But yesterday he corned me in my office with "what do I do with this report." Before it was over I was practically screaming IT'S NOT MY JOB!!!!

He still didn't get it.

28,857 posted on 10/01/2002 2:39:09 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28850 | View Replies]

To: 2Jedismom
Oh I will go to mine...

I skipped my 10-year because my boyfriend at the time was a royal pain in the backside about meeting anyone I knew, demanding a full introduction and history of my whole relationship with whatever old acquaintance I might meet at the grocery store.

Since a few old boyfriends would have been there (probably with their wives), some of whom I remember fondly and would want to *gasp* talk to, or *yoink* hug, I knew I would regret taking him, yet going without him would have also caused a ruckus. We broke up soon afterwards, so it was an event I later regretted having missed.
28,858 posted on 10/01/2002 2:39:20 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28851 | View Replies]

To: Corin Stormhands
Thank you, Corin! I am very grumpy about it. And that's not all. My brother is all the time sending my kids gifts on their birthdays...now that's ok, but I don't recall ever getting gifts from my uncles. And anyway, they have plenty of spending money and it's no big deal for them. But then my mom says "Are you getting so-n-so (his daughter) a gift?" and I say "I'm not planning on it." and she gets all huffy and says "He got your kids a gift." Well, for one thing, I can't buy anything for them that they'd like unless it comes from like Laura Ashley or something. And another thing...they barely know me! I'm the AUNT for crying in your soup, and I live a long way off!
28,859 posted on 10/01/2002 2:40:18 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28854 | View Replies]

To: 2Jedismom
I have no desire to ever lay eyes on any of them again.

Well, I'd tell you to rent a fancy car and you and Steve go back dressed to kill. You could make up some story about your homes in Aspen and your cottage in the islands and your villa in France.

But your Mom would blow your cover...

28,860 posted on 10/01/2002 2:41:13 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28851 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 28,821-28,84028,841-28,86028,861-28,880 ... 48,321-48,323 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson