[Cogadh na Sith]

As part of his circus act, Pitchu...stands on his head and drinks and eats upside down.

Not much of an act...

[altair]

Mr Edwan has not been proved to be the world's shortest man, however, because his height was measured only once, and record book rules state contenders must be measured three times in one day.

Ah. The Algore recount rule, I see.

[freebilly]

But the Guinness Book of Records states the world's smallest man is now "believed to be" a Jordanian, Younis Edwan, who measures 2ft 1.5in.

Jordanian??? Sounds like a Smalian to me.

[fnord]

Pitchu, 35, said: "It may not seem like a big issue ...

Please, don't make it so easy next time.

[d14truth]

He's still stand a 'mite' taller than 'Tiny Tom' Daschle, IMHO.