[Sir Gawain]

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[lds23]

What's the diffence between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

[HairOfTheDog]

I am now NOT donating my body to science!

[Rebelbase]

Jim needs to create a new topic catagory named "Poo-Poo" and "Pee-Pee" .

[Fintan]

Could be worse. Imagine what veterinary students go through...

[vin-one]

The same theme was used on some comedy/movie some years ago.
The doc did it with a vile of urine. The one student who did stick his finger
in the urine gave the diagnosis of diabetes(sp), the doc was amazed.
the urine tasted sweet. so in other words big urban legend.
saw it in a movie.

[lost sheep]

The first clue that this is fake: Purdue does not have a Med School. I know, I graduated from Purdue.

[Hoosier Patriot]

What is interesting is how the humor-impaired here shift the focus to "debunking" this offering of yours as "untrue." For future reference perhaps "The following is humor, not to be taken as anything but humor, there is no official source for this, it is hearsay, my brother in law told me this, and I spewed beer out my nose when he did" will help those afflicted with humor deficiancy syndrome to understand better.

Maybe.

[Skooz]

This reminds me of a true story which occured during Peter the Great's grand tour of Europe.

In Leyden, Holland, Peter visited the famous anatomy expert Dr. Boerhaave. While touring Dr. Boerhaave's dissection theater, they began to discuss a corpse lying on a table with some of its muscles exposed. Peter was fascinated but when he heard the disgusted grumbles of his squeamish Russian entourage, he became angry and ordered each of them to approach the corpse and take a large bite of muscle. The Dutch were horrified.

[chainsaw]

And when I was in anatomy class, we were told to respect the cadavers, or we would be out on the street with bag and bagage.

[altair]

Ewwww.