[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Well, Jerry Jeff Walker once wrote that the perfect Country song needed the following: a drunk, a truck, a train, Mama, prison and rain.

The perfect moderator-grabbing Opus should include: disgust toward FR, religious intolerance,and Bush bashing, with a little Military troop deployment information thrown in for good measure..... Oh, and it always helps if you were a trouble maker to begin with!

Good luck with that fake Opus thingy.....

[NeoCaveman]

Well, Jerry Jeff Walker once wrote that the perfect Country song needed the following: a drunk, a truck, a train, Mama, prison and rain.

....I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison.....Before I could get to the station in my pickup truck she got ran over by a gosh darn moose train...

[Dan from Michigan]

Don't they need a dog too in those country songs????

[lds23]

the perfect Country song

I thought all that was needed was a broken heart. And a jukebox. And a bottle of JD.

[TexasNative2000]

Hold on there, girlie. Steve Goodman wrote the song ("Well a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote this song. . . .)

Recorded by David Allen Coe.

I love JJW, but that song isn't his.