[NeoCaveman]

Well, Jerry Jeff Walker once wrote that the perfect Country song needed the following: a drunk, a truck, a train, Mama, prison and rain.

....I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison.....Before I could get to the station in my pickup truck she got ran over by a gosh darn moose train...

[TxBec]

I thought it was "danged ole train" :)

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I was drunk the day my Mama got out of prison, and I went to pick her up in the rain, but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, I got runned over by a danged old train.... And I'll hang around as long as you will let me.... lol... Don't you just love that song?

(I've always hated to hear someone say "pickup truck" - in Texas it is either a pick up OR a truck... no need to say both" lol)