This is not an Opus

My Ego | 3/11/02 | snowfox

[snowfox]

I had noted an opus over on the "Serious Forum" and that Texaggie had made a good comment about how they are a version of Munchausens' Syndrome. Now even though some people around here annoy me, I don't want to leave, but I was thinking of posting a good opus or two just for the attention. I mean that thread has 127 posts! So, any good suggestions or comments on how to ctreate an attention grabbing swan-song?

I am also testing to see just how far the moderators will go.

[Sir Gawain]

I'm quite impressed with myself for that one.

[falfa]

I resemble that remark.

[Dan from Michigan]

Don't they need a dog too in those country songs????

[Dakmar]

"flocinauinihilipilification"

sorry to be the one that has to tell you this, but "flocinauinihilipilification" is a trademark word, and you done break that mark, it appear to me. Ten cent fine!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Don't they need a dog too in those country songs????

Yes, normally, but if you have Mama, rain and prison, you don't necessarily HAVE to include a dog, unless it fits the story line...... hope that cleared things up for you!

[NeoCaveman]

I thought it was "danged ole train" :)

I bet you are right. Now where is that danged ole CD so I can make sure :-)

[NeoCaveman]

Don't they need a dog too in those country songs????

I think it's like fishing, it's very good but optional. Now cheatin, I think cheatin is required though.

[TexasNative2000]

No,

this is Opus.

[TexasNative2000]

OK, make that this is Opus.

[Slip18]

This is a pair of Opi.

[lds23]

the perfect Country song

I thought all that was needed was a broken heart. And a jukebox. And a bottle of JD.

[TexasNative2000]

LOL! Hi Slip. Hope CL calms down after todays postings (I agree with him BTW). . . . .

[RnMomof7]

They killed that thread, dude. Too bad, it was getting funny!

No one with humor works here any more!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

the perfect Country song

I thought all that was needed was a broken heart. And a jukebox. And a bottle of JD.

Yes, for the uninitiated, that would be true, but for the true Country lover, ya gotta follow Jerry Jeff Walker's list..... sorry, I don't write the rules.....

[Slip18]

We have to leave in about a half an hour here to go to a political meeting. Let's see. Would that be on a General thread?

He'll be calm after flaming all the politicians, don't worry . . . I like him this way, though. His fingers are pounding away!

[snowfox]

But that is what this side of the forum is for. The funny stuff. Notice all of the posters above calling it the "Stupid Forum". Well, don't stupidity and humor go hand in hand? Pain and Pleasure, and all that. I think that is what my opus will be about. How much I enjoyed the hurting here. Yeah....., that's it.

Something along the line of "When the cheese started, the fun stopped! Oh the agony!"

It's a working title, you understand, and it probably needs more exclamation points.

And it definitely has to be "For the Children.". But I thimk that I have got a good start on the incoherency part.

[TexasNative2000]

Hold on there, girlie. Steve Goodman wrote the song ("Well a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote this song. . . .)

Recorded by David Allen Coe.

I love JJW, but that song isn't his.

[Dakmar]

Sorry I can't help you with a swan-song, there, but good luck to you and yours on all of life's icky trails. I suppose groundhog a pretty good song 1234

[Rocko]

No, this is Opus:

From the "Opus for President" Campaign sometime in the '80s.

[Rebelbase]

That soup is self heating if you drop a Viagra into it.