These are the quotes he should be held for:
I will not buy this record, it is scratched. My hovercraft is full of eels.
Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?
You great poof.
If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I am no longer infected...
I hesitated a second before posting that reply - but I know people around here are hip enough to get the reference.