An inspector from the Ministry of Education visits a primary school in Soviet Russia. He walks into a classroom and asks a young student, "Little Sasha, tell our guest how your family is doing."
Sasha stands up proudly and says, "Oh, Comrade Inspector, everything is wonderful! Our cat just had a litter of four kittens, and they are all good, loyal Communists!"
The inspector smiles warmly, praises Sasha for his excellent ideological upbringing, and leaves.
Two weeks later, the inspector returns to the school to check on the class again. He spots Sasha and says, "Ah, Sasha! Tell us, how are those four wonderful Communist kittens doing?"
Sasha looks up and shakes his head. "Oh, they aren't Communists anymore, Comrade Inspector. They are all Capitalists now."
The inspector gasps, his face turning pale. "Capitalists?! What happened in just two weeks to change their minds?!"
Sasha replies simply, "Well, they finally opened their eyes."
Just adopted a sweet orange kitten last Saturday to go along with an orange female, black female and white tabby male. (sadly lost another orange kitty a few weeks ago to anemia). The rescue, like most rescues in our area, doesn’t give a hoot about political leanings. They just want to find good homes for the animals. BTW, all of my cats are conservative, even those who were fostered in liberal homes.