There are crimes that just make you smile.

They still make PBR??? Why?
I can feel the hangover from here
I remember watching the Friday night fights when I was about 4 years old back in the early 50s. We used to sing the jingle, “What’ll you have? Pabst Blue Ribbon.” Didn’t know they still made the stuff.
Jimmy the Gent is back.
Have Flock cameras revealed the identities of the perpetrators of the Pabst pilfering heist yet?
$70K for 40K lb. Ignoring the slightly less than 1gm/ml for scant ethanol levels and assuming it is pure water at 1gm/ml. that comes to $1.75 per pint. I’m surprised it is that much?
“The Semi’s are passing on the highway outside. Four Thirty Crowd is about to arrive. The sun’s going down and they’ll all soon be here Rednecks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer”
East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’.
Were they headed to Atlanta east bound and down?
The locals referred to the brew as 'Peel Billy Reserve', complete with the capital
letters.
after high school some guys I knew ripped off a bunch of beer from somewhere.
I dont remember if it was a truck or a place that bottled it, but they got busted and went to jail cause the cops pulled cans which had numbers on the bottom that matched the stolen ones from the apt bldg trash.
Take off! We are not going to crash, eh! There’s no way I’ll crash this. This is a beer truck, eh. (from Strange Brew)
Stealing cans of PBR? Must be for recycling the cans because if you’re going to risk grand theft, you might as well steal something people will drink.
I was stationed at Wildflecken, Germany, 1975-1976, on a Brigade 75 assignment from Fort Hood, Texas. Our barracks was had a soda/beer dispenser in the hallway. I started drinking PBR during that tour because it usually was the only beer in the dispensing machine, and that has been has been my go-to beer since that time (and still is).
Send bill to Big E, E, hell I got to go…
Pabst Blue Ribbon had been my favorite beer in my youth. But never in cans. That’s sacrilegious.
Not Guilty!
by reason of insanity
Nobody drinks PBR