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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Now I’m Jonesin’ for a Hebrew National All Beef Frank, LOL!

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?

A: To prove it wasn’t chicken!


3 posted on 08/18/2026 3:30:55 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Fun things I do:

Ask a vegan what that means. *No harm to animals.*

Then ask them why they pretend to eat animals.

5 posted on 08/18/2026 3:37:31 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Now I’m Jonesin’ for a Hebrew National All Beef Frank, LOL!

Ooooooooo.....yeah!

Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

He was stapled to the chicken.

9 posted on 08/18/2026 4:02:43 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try. )
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

All plants are edible. Some only once.


17 posted on 08/18/2026 5:21:15 PM PDT by bigbob (We are all Charlie Kirk now)
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