My second career was teaching technical subjects in high school; I loved it.
I told the students about the time when I was a bit younger than they were and fell out of a 200 foot tall tree without getting hurt.
They expressed a lack of trust in me, so I finally told ‘em I was only 2 feet up in the tree.
Hell, I wasn’t stupid.
What kind of an “adult” are you to think that Normal does not include dangerous? A child?
You still haven’t grown up, apparently.
See I would have told them I was holding a cat at the time and since cats always land on their feet I knew I would too as long as I kept hold of the cat.
Yeah, well, I jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge.
It was only a 12-inch jump to the ground, but it’s still true that I jumped off the GGB.