I'm suing the maker of my defective flute. I'm optimistic since my lawyer said I woodwind.
Our parish priest just graduated from Law School. I asked him if I should refer to him as my father-in-law?
My doctor says I should go on a diet. I would but I have so much on my plate right now.
My neighbors were complaining about the lack of privacy in life today. They says Siri is always listening in, Alexa is always listening in, the government is always listening in, and Flock cameras are everywhere. I suggested that they get the new male version of Alexa. It doesn't listen to anything.
One of my friends joined a dating service for people our age. It's called Carbon Dating.
Speaking of getting older, it's OK to talk to yourself. It's also OK to answer yourself. When you ask yourself to repeat what you just said, THEN you have a problem!
As a side effect of her diabetes, SweetiePalm's peripheral vision is very poor. She doesn't always see me walk up and complains that I am too quiet. I said, "So you're saying I need more cowbell?"
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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)