Posted on 07/17/2026 5:23:16 AM PDT by V_TWIN
Dived into a mountain of doo all for a Mountain Dew.
The whacko who had to be cut out of a porta-potty toilet bowl by Kansas City firefighters in a viral video had been trapped inside the john for eight hours after crawling into the waste holding tank to retrieve his fallen soda bottle.
The man said he had gone fishing in the portable toilet for his fallen Mountain Dew when he somehow ended up fully inside the facility’s raw sewage tank, according to a representative for Patriot Portable Restrooms, which provided the porta-johns for a World Cup event.
Patriot Portable Restrooms crews were performing a routine check of the facilities and knocked on each porta-potty to ensure all were empty for towing, company partner Chip Counterman said in a video statement on X.
When a unit was found locked, and the occupant refused to leave the porta-potty after a 10-minute warning, a worker flagged down a passing Kansas City police officer on a motorcycle.
The officer demanded to know why the man had not left the porta-potty. The unidentified nut bizarrely explained, “he could not reach the door and couldn’t get out of the toilet,” according to Counterman.
The worker and the cop pried the john’s door open and were stunned to find it completely empty.
“They looked inside and didn’t see anybody. The lid was closed. No one was in the restroom. It kind of startled them,” Counterman said.
“All of a sudden, a head popped out of the toilet and he said, ‘I’m in here.'”
The pair called the fire department, which used handheld saws to cut the porta-potty hostage out of the plastic toilet tank and then hosed him down with water from its fire truck.
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Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of *poop* smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to. To get his Mountain Dew. Dew the doo.
The marketing department is considering building an ad out of this. But management thinks the idea stinks.
It’s Do the Dew not doo doo.
Well I finally know why, I just can’t figure out how he got in but couldn’t get out.
Everyone should respect the firefighters 🚒
It was a shtty job but someone had to do it
For a Mountain Dew? Makes you wonder what he’d do for a Klondike Bar.
Did he get his Mountain Dew?
I think I woulda just went back to 7-11 and got another one.
TBH I’m not really buying his story....you’d have to be sht house rat crazy to do something like that....well, on second thought.....
It has happened before. They are peeping Toms. I hope he gets a huge bill for the attempt for the 10 cent bottle. A human pig.
For a Mountain Dew? That’s the junkie’s story and he’s sticking with it.
In the daytime he’s Mr. Natural, just as healthy as he can be....
Old Redd Foxx joke
Brother see his brother in a outhous witha pole fishing for something askes him what you fishing for.
He says I dropped my coat in the hole.
Asks him you don’t still want it do you
No my lunch is in the pocket
I was wondering where Graham Platner disappeared to after he dropped out of the race.
Pretty much my thoughts as well. I didn’t think anyone was that crazy about Mountain, although I like it myself...just not anywhere nearTHAT much. Sum Ting Wong here.
Pretty much my thoughts as well. I didn’t think anyone was that crazy about Mountain, although I like it myself...just not anywhere nearTHAT much. Sum Ting Wong here.
Sounds like one of Hakeem’s Communist Caribbeaner and Ethiopian “hos” running for office in the Mid Turd erections.
“”a head popped out of the toilet and he said, ‘I’m in here.””
I pictured him going in HEAD first to reach the bottle but apparently not...he CLIMBED down????? CRAZY!
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