Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Okay, things are getting VERY SCARY with Erling Haaland
YouTube ^ | 2025 | GOATV

Posted on 07/03/2026 10:58:55 AM PDT by SmokingJoe

This video provides a comprehensive look at the meteoric rise Erling Haaland, exploring his journey from a young talent in Norway to becoming one of the most feared strikers in world football at Manchester City. Career Overview and Milestones

Early Days: Born in Leeds (3:14), Haaland started his youth career at Bryne FK before moving to Molde FK under Ole Gunnar Solskjær (4:10). His breakout performance included scoring four goals in 17 minutes against Brann (4:32). European Rise: He excelled at Red Bull Salzburg (5:00), becoming the first teenager to score in five consecutive Champions League matches, before moving to Borussia Dortmund (5:52) where he shattered numerous Bundesliga and European scoring records. Manchester City Era: Since joining City in 2022 (6:54), he has redefined dominance. His 2022/23 treble-winning season (9:45) is a highlight, where he set the Premier League record with 36 goals in a single campaign.

Playing Style and Tactical Impact

Guardiola's System: The video analyzes how Pep Guardiola evolved Manchester City's tactics to integrate Haaland, moving from a "false nine" approach to a more vertical, direct system that leverages Haaland’s elite positioning, diagonal runs, and finishing (14:10). The Complete Striker: Haaland is described as a synthesis of legends: Lionel Messi's intelligence, Cristiano Ronaldo's physicality, and Zlatan Ibrahimović's power (20:03). His efficiency is noted as robotic and mathematical, yet driven by an insatiable hunger to break every record (20:43).

Current Status and Future

Statistical Phenomenon: By age 25, Haaland has surpassed 300 career goals (0:26), faster than any other player in the modern era. As of October 2025, he has over 320 goals across all competitions (18:01). The Path to Immortality: The video concludes by framing Haaland not just as a great player, but as an inevitable force on a collision course with footballing history, with potential to reach 1,000 official career goals (23:18).


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Sports
KEYWORDS: haaland; soccer; whocares
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-80 ... 121-125 next last
To: SmokingJoe
Next match, the great Brazil team.

Brazil vs Norway The Dream Matchup That Changes Everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu9Kv2vzVkE

21 posted on 07/03/2026 2:45:18 PM PDT by SmokingJoe
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Sirius Lee

We can only recruit Americans. His mom is Norwegian and his dad is English.


22 posted on 07/03/2026 3:47:30 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: Billthedrill

Seriously. Jerry Jones should give him a tryout. I have heard some NFL scouts say with his size and speed he could be a good NFL receiver.


23 posted on 07/03/2026 3:50:58 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Sirius Lee

He was born in England, so he could have played for England if he wanted to.


24 posted on 07/03/2026 3:52:34 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: FamiliarFace

His dad is also Norwegian, but was playing for Leeds when Erling was born.


25 posted on 07/03/2026 3:55:02 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

To: dfwgator

Ahh, I see! Thanks for the clarification.


26 posted on 07/03/2026 3:57:47 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: SmokingJoe

Haaland is the Viking warrior and the greatest scorer I’ve ever seen, even including Renaldo, Messi and everyone else.


George Best!


27 posted on 07/03/2026 3:59:17 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dfwgator

He might be, but I would venture to guess that he would get bored playing American football with its slower pace and frequent time outs. However, perhaps in a few years, when he’s a little older, the slower pace would be a nice break.


28 posted on 07/03/2026 4:02:02 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 23 | View Replies]

To: SmokingJoe

FEET BALL.

Meh...


29 posted on 07/03/2026 4:09:22 PM PDT by BFW
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SmokingJoe

Cabo Verde just tied Argentina!


30 posted on 07/03/2026 4:20:37 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BFW

Welcome to FR. Why do you care enough to post? If FEET BALL is so MEH, then why do you bother to post? Feel like whining…like Hillary, or Newsom, or Biden?


31 posted on 07/03/2026 4:20:47 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 29 | View Replies]

To: dfwgator

Here we go!!


32 posted on 07/03/2026 4:22:03 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 30 | View Replies]

To: fuzzylogic
He is a beast to be reckoned with.

The Lions' Barry Sanders was one of the all time best running backs for the Detroit Lions. Yet they never made it to the super bowl.....

You can be great, but there's more than one individual that takes you to the championship.

33 posted on 07/03/2026 4:23:06 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (She's got freckles on her butt she is nice.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: dfwgator

I was just looking up Stephen Moreira when CV scored. He plays for the Columbus Crew. Great goal!

Game on!


34 posted on 07/03/2026 4:23:34 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 30 | View Replies]

To: FamiliarFace

It’s no fluke CV has gone toe-to-toe with them the whole game.


35 posted on 07/03/2026 4:29:02 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 34 | View Replies]

To: dfwgator

I’m enjoying watching the competition here.


36 posted on 07/03/2026 4:32:55 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: dfwgator
Only to end up losing to Argentina.
37 posted on 07/03/2026 4:34:11 PM PDT by SmokingJoe
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 30 | View Replies]

To: dfwgator

That was an amazing save.


38 posted on 07/03/2026 4:34:52 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: FamiliarFace

He’s good.


39 posted on 07/03/2026 4:35:21 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 38 | View Replies]

To: FamiliarFace

Looking at the bracket, I feel that Argentina was the only team in the way of Mexico making it to the final.

I now think Mexico can beat them.


40 posted on 07/03/2026 4:37:46 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 38 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-80 ... 121-125 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson