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Okay, things are getting VERY SCARY with Erling Haaland
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Posted on 07/03/2026 10:58:55 AM PDT by SmokingJoe

This video provides a comprehensive look at the meteoric rise Erling Haaland, exploring his journey from a young talent in Norway to becoming one of the most feared strikers in world football at Manchester City. Career Overview and Milestones

Early Days: Born in Leeds (3:14), Haaland started his youth career at Bryne FK before moving to Molde FK under Ole Gunnar Solskjær (4:10). His breakout performance included scoring four goals in 17 minutes against Brann (4:32). European Rise: He excelled at Red Bull Salzburg (5:00), becoming the first teenager to score in five consecutive Champions League matches, before moving to Borussia Dortmund (5:52) where he shattered numerous Bundesliga and European scoring records. Manchester City Era: Since joining City in 2022 (6:54), he has redefined dominance. His 2022/23 treble-winning season (9:45) is a highlight, where he set the Premier League record with 36 goals in a single campaign.

Playing Style and Tactical Impact

Guardiola's System: The video analyzes how Pep Guardiola evolved Manchester City's tactics to integrate Haaland, moving from a "false nine" approach to a more vertical, direct system that leverages Haaland’s elite positioning, diagonal runs, and finishing (14:10). The Complete Striker: Haaland is described as a synthesis of legends: Lionel Messi's intelligence, Cristiano Ronaldo's physicality, and Zlatan Ibrahimović's power (20:03). His efficiency is noted as robotic and mathematical, yet driven by an insatiable hunger to break every record (20:43).

Current Status and Future

Statistical Phenomenon: By age 25, Haaland has surpassed 300 career goals (0:26), faster than any other player in the modern era. As of October 2025, he has over 320 goals across all competitions (18:01). The Path to Immortality: The video concludes by framing Haaland not just as a great player, but as an inevitable force on a collision course with footballing history, with potential to reach 1,000 official career goals (23:18).


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KEYWORDS: haaland; soccer; whocares

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Haaland is the Viking warrior and the greatest scorer I've ever seen, even including Renaldo, Messi and everyone else.
1 posted on 07/03/2026 10:58:55 AM PDT by SmokingJoe
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To: SmokingJoe

https://www.fox4news.com/news/erling-haalands-dallas-western-wear-purchase-goes-viral


2 posted on 07/03/2026 11:00:58 AM PDT by DFG
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3 posted on 07/03/2026 11:02:21 AM PDT by DFG
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To: SmokingJoe

Too late. He's a cowboy now.

4 posted on 07/03/2026 11:03:20 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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5 posted on 07/03/2026 11:03:51 AM PDT by DFG
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To: SmokingJoe

If soccer survives in the US beyond World Cup, I hope team USA can recruit him.


6 posted on 07/03/2026 11:06:35 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
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Not gonna happen.


7 posted on 07/03/2026 11:07:56 AM PDT by SmokingJoe
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To: SmokingJoe

Of course not, but just imagine....


8 posted on 07/03/2026 11:12:49 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
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To: DFG

Wonder if he likes SPAM or if a moose once bit his sister.


9 posted on 07/03/2026 11:20:17 AM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: SmokingJoe
Norway Just Became Everyone's Biggest World Cup Nightmare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eTfVoe1dIY

10 posted on 07/03/2026 11:26:06 AM PDT by SmokingJoe
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To: SmokingJoe

Hook him up with Sophie Cunningham


11 posted on 07/03/2026 11:31:15 AM PDT by Palio di Siena (Kralik…..you get the wallet)
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To: DFG

WOW! Thanks for posting


12 posted on 07/03/2026 11:31:19 AM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization? )
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Seems that he’s been a stand out pro for a long time, but he’s only 25 now. Got at least another 5 to 8 years to play at this level if he wants it. He seems well grounded, all fame being considered, and is probably saving his money.


13 posted on 07/03/2026 11:35:08 AM PDT by lee martell
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His combination of size, speed, and accurate finishing ability isn’t fair!

He is a beast to be reckoned with.


14 posted on 07/03/2026 11:45:48 AM PDT by fuzzylogic (welfare state = sharing of poor moral choices among everybody)
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To: SmokingJoe

Neither Norway?


15 posted on 07/03/2026 11:48:29 AM PDT by ChessExpert (Infidels of the world unite against the evil that is Islam.)
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To: Palio di Siena

Good choice.


16 posted on 07/03/2026 12:51:15 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Call my personal secretary, Jennie, at 867-5309.)
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To: ChessExpert

Huh?


17 posted on 07/03/2026 1:01:23 PM PDT by SmokingJoe
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