[Paal Gulli]

"The only man who ever assaulted the president and got away with it...."

A specious and wholly baseless assumption.

1. If athletic competitions weren't excluded from the definition of "an assault" football games would last a week because they'd have to take a policeman's time-out after every play to arrest all the players who'd hit anybody.

2. Teddy Roosevelt had boxing workouts ever day he was in residence in the White House.

Sheikh Obama (piss be upon him) was worse at b-ball than Slick Willy was at golf.

[hanamizu]

2. Teddy Roosevelt had boxing workouts ever day he was in residence in the White House.

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He got a detached retina and some vision loss in an eye from a boxing match. A bit more than split lip.

[MortMan]

Sheikh Obama (piss be upon him) was worse at b-ball than Slick Willy was at golf.

Well, it is pretty hard to drive straight off a bent tee...