That’s pretty funny right there.
I came up with my own extended lyrics years ago:
You owe a Drug Lord lots of money
He has you in an ant hole and is pouring on honeyDon't Worry! Be Happy!
The Doctor says you won't die slow
So pay the nurse before you goDon't Worry! Be Happy
Your girlfriend says your * is too small
She is going to give your best friend a callDon't Worry! Be Happy!